Funniest Bumper Stickers/ T-Shirts you've seen?

Some of my favorites:

Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus

CHRI$TIAN (also JE$U$)

Monica blew...but not as much as Bill

Jesus is my Copilot - But if we crash in the Andes we may have to eat him to survive.

Liberals Suck...and want the Government to pay for the mouthwash.

Republicans will hate this T-shirt...but not the cheap labor that made it.

My Other Car is a Piece of Shit, too.

Jesus Loves you...Everyone else thinks your an asshole
Yankees Suck...and Jeter Swallows
Welcome to Cape Cod...Now Go Home!!!!! (I live here and thats for tourists)

Discourage Inbreeding, Ban Country Music
I'll try being Nicer if you try being smarter

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Get revenge
Shit on a pidgeon

Vote Democrat (in large, bold letters)
It's easier than working (in smaller letters)

We have litteraly gotten full page letters left on our winshield with this one. Next time I get the chance I'm going to pick up those bullet hole sticker things to put around it

-Drake

"I like what i see, but are they real"

On a biker "If you can see this, the bitch fell off"

Thanks Q-Diddy aka Quarter Dot
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My favorite one is

My son beat up your honor student..

I laughed my ass off when i seen that one..And another one was

Grass,Gas, or ass will get you a ride


Save a tree, Eat a BEAVER...!

'My cat is smarter that your High School Honor student'

'If you can't feed them, DON'T BREED THEM.'

Link me to the site where these can be ordered. HEHEHEH. funny shit.

thinkgeek.com has good shirts =].. I am finding they're a little AYB-outdated, but there's still the odd gem in the bunch...

I still like OiBird's T that says "talk nerdy to me" heheee it's very cute when you are a web gurl ;D..

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in both hands.
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Computer games don't affect kids...if pacman affeted us as kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Thats kinda big for a tshirt =O

t-shit "WTFWJD" Pretty self-explanatary.

Originally posted by: The_Ham
Computer games don't affect kids...if pacman affeted us as kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Ever been to a Rave?

LMFAO

Originally posted by: Cybrex
Thats kinda big for a tshirt =O

it IS on a T-shirt tho

Originally posted by: [Judge]Bravo_1

Originally posted by: The_Ham
Computer games don't affect kids...if pacman affeted us as kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Ever been to a Rave?

LMFAO

that was great.....











Rock the 40 oz.

Originally posted by: _sEVEn_

Originally posted by: Cybrex
Thats kinda big for a tshirt =O

it IS on a T-shirt tho

im wearing it now lolz

Unless you have In and Out Burger (Fast food) joints you probably never saw this one. The bumper sticker advertised the restaraunt chain.

The top line read: In and Out

The bottom line read: Burger

People cut off the B and r of Burger. It was good for a laugh.

You dont know how lucky you are (on front)

that u just saw me (on back)

A play on the Trix rabbit commercials
" Silly faggot dicks are for chicks"
or the one I like best
Will Work
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For Sex

I saw one years ago my buddy had... I don't remember it exactly, but it was something like:

JOIN THE ARMY!
See Exciting Places
Meet New and Exotic People
And Kill Them!

Faken



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