Quite possibly the worst movie ever

League night was done with and so I am sitting in the comforts of my living room flipping thru the channels trying to find something to watch and relax before I hit the sack for the night.... nothing... nothing on...

....so there I sat, staring at quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Escape from LA starring Kurt Russell.

There are simply no words to describe the horrors I saw that fateful eve.

Escape from NY was great though. I hated the LA one too

theres only so much "Snake Pliskin" a person can take.

agreed snake, first movie rocked (in a cheesy way)
Post edited by JT at 5/23/2003 10:58:07 AM





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I am now haunted by the "just call me snake" Kurt would use with that wanna-be badass sneer look. gah...... deplorable. *pukes*

Originally posted by: ~~Snake~~

Escape from NY was great though. I hated the LA one too

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The part where's he's surfing on that wave through the streets is just so sad...

Faken

have to agree, it is possibly the worst movie ever. lets see what might give it competition:

1. Battlefield earth
2. blade2
3. blade
4. volcano
5. best defense
6. dungeons and dragons
7. jason X

ok, i need to stop before i realise how many hours of my life have been wasted.

you have blade and blade 2 on a list of worst movies ever??? but i do have to agree with the others on your list

For anyone who posts worst ever movie comments, you need to see "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" before you give us your opinion. If you haven't seen that movie, you can't say you've seen the worst movie ever

Faken

ROFL. I forgot about that Faken. HAHA. That was hands down the worse movie ever. hehe

i thought the blade fliks roxxored

the first blade was good.


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The first Blade was solid, but after you kill the 'blood god' it's all sort of downhill from there in terms of makin shit interesting.

escape from LA isn't that bad trust me but bad yes, attack the killer tomatos, is bad and yes i have watched it and the part of the cartoon series.

but the worst movie i have ever watched was some really bad movie that i forget its name it was so bad. it had van dam as the bad guy and was about some kid who had to beat him up in some tourny.

up close to rival that shity movie is Arnold Schwarzenager's (sp?) first movie EVER, hercules i belive was the title, omg this was horrible they had to dubb Arnold in cause he couldn't speak english.

another rival is Mr. Bigglesworth adventures in time, which was extremely shity, only has one good quote from it. "Choir Practice has been Cancelled Today!!!"

The only movie imho that could compete with AOTKT is The Druid or whatever it's called with Christopher Lambert... holy fuk that is horrible, and WHAT is with his hair in that flick?!?!?!

Faken

Originally posted by: Macabre-
up close to rival that shity movie is Arnold Schwarzenager's (sp?) first movie EVER, hercules i belive was the title, omg this was horrible they had to dubb Arnold in cause he couldn't speak english.

lol I remember that movie.


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i had to sit through 13 ghosts last night...it was pretty horrible :/

Originally posted by: marantz

i had to sit through 13 ghosts last night...it was pretty horrible :/

entertaining though

I saw a few minutes of that hercules one. yea that was bad but that's to be expected from such a low budget film.

This Escape from LA was something a lil more modern and more funded... so i was just aghast at how horrible it was.

I never did see the first Escape one...

I liked 13 Ghosts... I like that juaggernaut(sp) fella. He could layeth the smacketh down.

the omega code was pure shit.it makes escape from la the greatest thing since porn.
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13 ghosts was ghey. It could have been such a cool movie but the writers screwed the pooch.

Originally posted by: Macabre-

but the worst movie i have ever watched was some really bad movie that i forget its name it was so bad. it had van dam as the bad guy and was about some kid who had to beat him up in some tourny.

No Retreat No Surrender....yes that movie sucked....but the sad thing is that i remember the name

wasn't that like a kick boxing movie?

rofl...that movie sucks

Joe VS Volcano with Tom Hanks sucked too. hehe

plan 9 from outer space
glen or glenda [i think that's the title]
all van damme movies makes you get instant diarrhea
desperado..urgh..hate that movie




ZU

Originally posted by: Respice

wasn't that like a kick boxing movie?

I believe it was a kung fu movie since he kept having visions of Bruce Lee.....damn i am pathetic

Originally posted by: Fakenrite

For anyone who posts worst ever movie comments, you need to see "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" before you give us your opinion. If you haven't seen that movie, you can't say you've seen the worst movie ever

Faken

I think that was also a cartoon series, I used to watch it

LOL...I love this thread

My top two worst movies EVER!!
I am a horror movie buff (sorta), and these two made me mad I waisted life and money watching them.

1) Blair Witch 2 (yes, there was a sequal to the original)

2) Jeepers Creepers (I don't even have words for this film)

I think we're missing the obvious choice for one of the worst movies in the history of mankind. I believe it's called 'Kickboxing Academy' that movie sucks more ass than any number of assorted street ho's.

WORST EVER! 1. KUNG POW ENTER THE FIST. = ghey

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Originally posted by: Xzile

WORST EVER! 1. KUNG POW ENTER THE FIST. = ghey

you have no taste

Originally posted by: Mockery

2) Jeepers Creepers (I don't even have words for this film)

watched this at my gfs house and I couldnt stop laughing when they ran him over twice!

One of the worst movies ever is the old batman movie where batman uses the shark repellant bat-spray, even though its stupidity made it an instant classic

How could we forget "Little Shop of Horrors"?

Two Words: Spice World...not that I have ever watched it, I have just heard it sucks.

Originally posted by: DeathsArt

How could we forget "Little Shop of Horrors"?

WTF
ban.

Worst movie of the millenium so far would be with out a doubt the Muskateer. I think it came out in 2000 or 2001 and I've never seen such an awkwardly acted, terribly scripted movie in the past five years or so. The direction of the sloppily executed and fight scenes was a shining example of where NOT to put the camera, not to mention the choreography was just laughable after seeing so many Yuen Wo Ping masterpieces. Worst of all, the "climactic" battle was stolen, shot-for-shot, from the Jet Li movie Once Upon a Time in China (the ladder fight). I remember seeing this movie in the theatre, I wanted to leave after half an hour but my friend said, "No...something cool HAS to happen soon." Of course, the movie actually went downhill from there, not uphill. Do NOT see the Muskateer. Ever.

I think it was called Private Dancers

It had hot naked babes

It had Hot naked babe getting it on with hot naked babe

Was the most boring movie I ever seen, at least that had hot naked babes in it.