i wish i could tell y'all everything...

but i shouldn't

instead, i am going to tell lostmatt.

matt, if you read this, let me know if you want to hear a good story.

dave, you too, little brother.

You fucked the nanny and your wife caught you. She pulled out the strap-on and now you love her more than ever. The nanny got a raise and is sleeping in the master bedroom full time. Oh, the nanny has a fetish for horses, double plus!

Or...

You went sailing and sunk your boat on a rock. You were rescued 6 days later and the coast guard found you in the fetal position with an oar up your ass.

Just fucking spill the beans asswipe! We know you miss all the attention we give you since you don't get any from the wife. I dare you to be a man!

I want to hear that story again about the usa airport and importing things.
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Originally posted by: Cummins aka RomneyBot
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain. <--update Jun 1st, 2012.

oh what the hell?

don't pull a cummins on us and bring teh weak shit.

it is good story time or bust.

no one gives a shit

is it this?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/10603957/Large-testicles-mean-greater-infidelity-research-finds.html

Originally posted by: -Sesshomaru-
no one gives a shit

x10
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"If guns kill people then spoons make us fat!"

Is this it?

Aria,

There are only about 5 people who post on this forum. Which one of use can't you tell this story too?

The one who continues to behave and act like a total dickhead.

that still narrows it down to about five of us.