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Post random thoughts.


The onions on McDonalds burgers should be sliced thicker
why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
I got a better and more fun idea.

I'm hijacking this thread and turning it into "The WTF Thread"©

The rules are simple. One person posts something, then the next person posts something completely unrelated. And this goes on until everyone's head explodes.

Example exchange

Originally posted by RandomDude1
Chocolate chip cookies are win
Originally posted by RandomDude2
Don't give crack to your monkey
Originally posted by RandomDude3
So that's what happens when you turn a humidifier and dehumidifier on at the same time


Simple enough? Let's get crackin! Muahahahahah!


Drywall gives me a headache

The human head weighs 8 pounds
SeaHorse - Neither sea nor horse?
Aria hasnt posted in this thread yet...

how big is a horses cock?
yeah cheese is greatness.


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is popcorn cancer causing?
Why have both of Hailie's posts been about penis

O_o
Post edited by Skyhunter at 4/17/2003 1:29:04 AM

Sitting here on my computer is so surreal. I'm on the Internet while David Letterman is droning on in the background. A full moon is completely visible through the glass door of my kitchen and it appears to be an extension of the Ansel Adams photograph hanging on the wall.
Boxers should have tiny fans for the summer
Cow Pooping: See back for Details.
trampolines rock
Must hide the body...

Graphics Gurus- Come show off what you got!
muffins! yummmmm...
jesus jumping yetis.... (sorry had to get that out, AA joke)
Pizza
"Go take a shit on the salad bar at Wendys"


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Can you hear me now?
is that in the .99 cent value meal?


Save a tree, Eat a BEAVER...!
alittle bit deeper.


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Why is it that, when the laundry hasn't been folded and is still in the basket on the floor in my bedroom, when I need to fetch a pair of socks, I always grab one from all 15 different types of socks that I have before I grab the second in a pair?

(BTW, this is real. This happens to me every single damned time.)
Post edited by Questor at 4/17/2003 10:23:51 AM
I WONDER HOW MANY BUGGAR POUNDS ONE PRODUCES IN ONE'S LIFETIME...


"a·ri·a (n.)
1)A solo vocal piece with instrumental accompaniment, as in an opera.

2)An air; a melody.

3)The act of leaving one's capitalization lock on(i.e. Pulling an Aria)
" - Planck's Incontinent
In conjuction with questor post, why is it everytime you go to the laundromat or wash your clothes at home, you always end up losing one sock somehow...I never seem to have even pairs..ALways end up wit a floater so to speak...


Save a tree, Eat a BEAVER...!
how many times has skys mom logged into irc to spy on her cyber son. I think her nick was afrosniperxtreme




14v14 classic: Team 311
7v7 classic: Mexijew
12v12 base: Manner Crew
You know what they say, a joint a day... um... I forget the rest.
whoever invented the chocolate filled cDoughnut at krispy kremes deserves to be glorified with the gods.
Post edited by Trap¥ at 4/17/2003 6:17:31 PM
Originally posted by: Trap¥

whoever invented the chocolate filled coughnut at krispy kremes deserves to be glorified with the gods.


question. wtf is a coughnut




14v14 classic: Team 311
7v7 classic: Mexijew
12v12 base: Manner Crew
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie role pop. The world may never know
Originally posted by: JT

Originally posted by: Trap¥

whoever invented the chocolate filled coughnut at krispy kremes deserves to be glorified with the gods.


question. wtf is a coughnut


Originally posted by: Frag Em

In conjuction with questor post, why is it everytime you go to the laundromat or wash your clothes at home, you always end up losing one sock somehow...I never seem to have even pairs..ALways end up wit a floater so to speak...




Even a great mystery is this. Where do those socks go????

I bought a brand new pair of white athletic socks. I have 2 pair left. Where did the other 4 pair go. I mean they are gone. This happens everytime I buy socks.

...SO WINTER WAS HERE AND WE GOT A LOT OF SNOWFLAKES...I WONDER IF THEY GOT CORNFLAKES IN NEBRASKA...


"a·ri·a (n.)
1)A solo vocal piece with instrumental accompaniment, as in an opera.

2)An air; a melody.

3)The act of leaving one's capitalization lock on(i.e. Pulling an Aria)
" - Planck's Incontinent
HMMM.....WHAT ARE FRUITS OF THE LOOM?

HOW LONG IS THE WEEKEND? ONE DAY OR TWO DAYS? ISNT SUNDAY PART OF NEXT WEEK'S BEGINNING?

SO YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE WITH FACIAL TISSUE...WHY DONT WE CALL THE TOILET PAPER "ASS TISSUE"?

THE WORD SECRETARY COMES FROM....A PERSON WHO KEEPS "SECRETS" OR A PERSON WHO "SECRETES" (AS IN SECRETION) INFORMATION?

IF I LOSE MY PINKY FINGER CAN THEY PUT ONE OF MY TOES ON THAT EMPTY SPOT?

WHAT DOES BLIND PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR DRIVER'S LICENSE AS "EYE COLOR"? I WOULD PUT "DOES IT FUCKING MATTER"...BUT THEN IF I WERE BLIND I WOULDN'T DRIVE, WOULDNT I?


"a·ri·a (n.)
1)A solo vocal piece with instrumental accompaniment, as in an opera.

2)An air; a melody.

3)The act of leaving one's capitalization lock on(i.e. Pulling an Aria)
" - Planck's Incontinent
Which came first? The chicken or the Egg?
coughnut ---- five year physical

cold hands ---- gloves smell funny
*shudders*
Originally posted by: Hailie

Is Sunday the beginning of the week or the end?


technically its the beginning. for me and many others, its the last day of the weekend before a new work week, so its definately the end of the week imo




14v14 classic: Team 311
7v7 classic: Mexijew
12v12 base: Manner Crew
i just had to flush in the middle of my pooping session for the sake of the kitty
How many broken teeth does it take to get to the center of a bowling ball?
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http://www.codx.com

Originally posted by: Aria

WHAT DOES BLIND PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR DRIVER'S LICENSE AS "EYE COLOR"? I WOULD PUT "DOES IT FUCKING MATTER"...BUT THEN IF I WERE BLIND I WOULDN'T DRIVE, WOULDNT I?


Why do blind people have drivers licenses? o_O