Cummins

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Originally posted by: Cummins aka RomneyBot
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain. <--update Jun 1st, 2012.

At least there are signs of rain this time..........

The only way that picture could be any more accurate is if two dogs were all up in that ass sphincter and he called them his best friends.

Originally posted by: Mockery
At least there are signs of rain this time..........

The only way that picture could be any more accurate is if two dogs were all up in that ass sphincter and he called them his best friends.

At least you're trying. Kind of failing. But trying. Everything I've been insulted on I've posted myself. So it really is a moot point to try to irritate me.

And if it didn't bother you.......you wouldn't have deleted the thread, that you created, that made you look like such an insufferable dipshit.

I'd be embarrassed too if I told others they needed to get more pussy, needed to have more sex, but the only vagina I could find was that of my alleged girlfriends, that you were always too drunk/embarrassed to fuck, and instead got drenched with the jizzum of your "two" best friends.

Sounds more like life advice for yourself than for others.

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Mockery
At least there are signs of rain this time..........

The only way that picture could be any more accurate is if two dogs were all up in that ass sphincter and he called them his best friends.

At least you're trying. Kind of failing. But trying. Everything I've been insulted on I've posted myself. So it really is a moot point to try to irritate me.

I've got just the thing that will ease your pain.



And you didn't even have to let me spunk inside your girlfriend to get them this time.
Post edited by Mockery at 9/24/2012 1:52:18 PM

Originally posted by: Mockery
And if it didn't bother you.......you wouldn't have deleted the thread, that you created, that made you look like such an insufferable dipshit.

I'd be embarrassed too if I told others they needed to get more pussy, needed to have more sex, but the only vagina I could find was that of my alleged girlfriends, that you were always too drunk/embarrassed to fuck, and instead got drenched with the jizzum of your "two" best friends.

Sounds more like life advice for yourself than for others.

I deleted it because my girlfriend realized my username and saw when I left TWL up. I got tons of shit about posting personal stories online. I was really careful about shit I posted about for awhile and changed my username.

I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Plus it doesn't bother me that my girlfriend in the past cheated on me. I dated her for 3 months or so. It was what it was. A funny story. Those guys were high school friends. Not anybody I see now.

At least I had the opportunity to be cheated on =)

You're still jerking off in your socks. It must make laundry day for mom pretty weird. Does your semen have the clorox smell?
Post edited by RomneyBot at 9/24/2012 2:13:22 PM

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

You're still jerking off in your socks. It must make laundry day for mom pretty weird. Does your semen have the clorox smell?

Hey, now. Let's not rag on people who jerk off in socks. Sometimes the Fleshlight is dirty and needs to be washed, and a sock just happens to be conveniently lying around...

Originally posted by: Neechoo Cheeska

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

You're still jerking off in your socks. It must make laundry day for mom pretty weird. Does your semen have the clorox smell?

Hey, now. Let's not rag on people who jerk off in socks. Sometimes the Fleshlight is dirty and needs to be washed, and a sock just happens to be conveniently lying around...

I used to jerkoff in socks. So I understand the idea. But I rag it because now I jerk off into somebody's mouth.

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Neechoo Cheeska

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

You're still jerking off in your socks. It must make laundry day for mom pretty weird. Does your semen have the clorox smell?

Hey, now. Let's not rag on people who jerk off in socks. Sometimes the Fleshlight is dirty and needs to be washed, and a sock just happens to be conveniently lying around...

I used to jerkoff in socks. So I understand the idea. But I rag it because now I jerk off into somebody's mouth.

Somebody's MOUTH!?!?

Ewwww...who knows where that thing's BEEN???

Originally posted by: Neechoo Cheeska

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Neechoo Cheeska

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

You're still jerking off in your socks. It must make laundry day for mom pretty weird. Does your semen have the clorox smell?

Hey, now. Let's not rag on people who jerk off in socks. Sometimes the Fleshlight is dirty and needs to be washed, and a sock just happens to be conveniently lying around...

I used to jerkoff in socks. So I understand the idea. But I rag it because now I jerk off into somebody's mouth.

Somebody's MOUTH!?!?

Ewwww...who knows where that thing's BEEN???

Bryan and Josh can tell you first hand where that mouth has been. Not everyone can be a walking petri dish, or spit a sperm sample, but Cummins knows how to pick em.

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.


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Did you notice that ~~Snake~~ has a hardon for Mack because his last name is Chin?

Originally posted by: Questor

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.

Don't marry a bitch. Lol. Jk. I get it two-three times a day. More if I want. Whenever I want. We are very compatible when it comes to sex. Life is good for me right now.

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Questor

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.

Don't marry a bitch. Lol. Jk. I get it two-three times a day. More if I want. Whenever I want. We are very compatible when it comes to sex. Life is good for me right now.

Give it a few decades. Get back with us when you hit once a week as a personal best.

Originally posted by: [-NM-] -SS-

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Questor

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.

Don't marry a bitch. Lol. Jk. I get it two-three times a day. More if I want. Whenever I want. We are very compatible when it comes to sex. Life is good for me right now.

Give it a few decades. Get back with us when you hit once a week as a personal best.

That or she gains 30-50 lbs from the comfort of being married and the stability of being in a long term relationship.

Then it doesn't even necessarily matter if she wants to give it up or not.

Originally posted by: Mockery

Originally posted by: [-NM-] -SS-

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Questor

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.

Don't marry a bitch. Lol. Jk. I get it two-three times a day. More if I want. Whenever I want. We are very compatible when it comes to sex. Life is good for me right now.

Give it a few decades. Get back with us when you hit once a week as a personal best.

That or she gains 30-50 lbs from the comfort of being married and the stability of being in a long term relationship.

Then it doesn't even necessarily matter if she wants to give it up or not.

Virgin logic.
Post edited by RomneyBot at 9/26/2012 11:51:40 AM

Originally posted by: Questor

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.

newlyweds dude, newlyweds, give it time, he will join the ranks

Originally posted by: Killet

Originally posted by: Questor

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.

newlyweds dude, newlyweds, give it time, he will join the ranks

No I won't. I'm different than you guys.

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Mockery

Originally posted by: [-NM-] -SS-

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Questor

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.

Don't marry a bitch. Lol. Jk. I get it two-three times a day. More if I want. Whenever I want. We are very compatible when it comes to sex. Life is good for me right now.

Give it a few decades. Get back with us when you hit once a week as a personal best.

That or she gains 30-50 lbs from the comfort of being married and the stability of being in a long term relationship.

Then it doesn't even necessarily matter if she wants to give it up or not.

Virgin logic.

So says the big game hunter...........

Originally posted by: RomneyBot

Originally posted by: Killet

Originally posted by: Questor

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
I ditched that girl. Got married now. And have a little more time to post again.

You're obviously not getting laid. It riles you up when I bring it up.

Wait. You got married AND you're still getting laid??? Please tell the rest of us married men how you managed to pull that feat off because we haven't figured it out yet.

newlyweds dude, newlyweds, give it time, he will join the ranks

No I won't. I'm different than you guys.

You are special.........not different.

Cummins' wife will continue to have have sex with him. She will just charge him per half hour like she does everyone else.

Ha.

Originally posted by: DirtyMitten
Cummins' wife will continue to have have sex with him. She will just charge him per half hour like she does everyone else.

Disagree.......Bryan and Josh told me they got a five finger discount. I don't know how many they fit inside her before they sealed the deal........but the price seems right.

At least she is wide open to bartering.

Originally posted by: Mockery

Originally posted by: DirtyMitten
Cummins' wife will continue to have have sex with him. She will just charge him per half hour like she does everyone else.

Disagree.......Bryan and Josh told me they got a five finger discount. I don't know how many they fit inside her before they sealed the deal........but the price seems right.

At least she is wide open to bartering.

Insult me on a different subject. You're getting boring.