Highest paid actress? Really?

She has a face that can be pretty, but only in still photography. As soon as she talks, it looks like she is taking an uncomfortable shit, or throwing up in her mouth. Definitely brought down the vibe for the new snow white movie.



On the other hand, I would divorce my wife and sell my family into slavery for a chance at her co-star. Anyone who doesn't agree can fuck off and die. DIE!!!


Post edited by (SF) DirtyRatFink at 9/19/2012 3:11:56 PM

She has the acting ability and emotional portrayal of a still shot. I honestly don't know why they pay Kristen Stewart anything to act......especially when a photo would clearly suffice.

I liked KS in Adventureland. Good movie.

not joking, who the fucking is kristen stewart? I know the name due to 2nd or 3rd post.

And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest. And Theron? I'd fuck her in front of my wife.

Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.

Kristen Stewart's acting is flat... like her tits.



Whether she's the sick kid in Panic Room, the frozen babysitter in Zathura, or the vampire lover chick... she's the same person.

Frankly, she has showed as much depth as she had in Zathura when she did Snow White.








Post edited by Bibimbap at 9/19/2012 3:48:55 PM

This thread brings the laughs.

Amen Bibimbap.......

Debunking that she never smiles/only 1 facial expression.

http://imgur.com/a/SBT79
http://i.imgur.com/T1J0y.jpg

Originally posted by: Andural69
not joking, who the fucking is kristen stewart? I know the name due to 2nd or 3rd post.

And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest. And Theron? I'd fuck her in front of my wife.

Spot on.


I was thinking the same thing when watching Snow White the other day with my wife.




Of course, she was probably thinking the same thing....about Chris Helmsworth.

Originally posted by: =>PX<=Major

Originally posted by: Andural69
not joking, who the fucking is kristen stewart? I know the name due to 2nd or 3rd post.

And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest. And Theron? I'd fuck her in front of my wife.

Spot on.


I was thinking the same thing when watching Snow White the other day with my wife.




Of course, she was probably thinking the same thing....about Chris Helmsworth.

David Duchovony for her, for sure. Not sure why.

Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.

Oh, and clay matthews. But since I'm a Bears fan, I told her I'd stab her in the fucking heart for that one. We have a Celebrity clause, but Cheeseheads don't count.

Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.

Originally posted by: Andural69
not joking, who the fucking is kristen stewart? I know the name due to 2nd or 3rd post.

And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest. And Theron? I'd fuck her in front of my wife.

this, 1000% this

Originally posted by: Andural69
not joking, who the fucking is kristen stewart? I know the name due to 2nd or 3rd post.

And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest. And Theron? I'd fuck her in front of my wife.

Jolie is shitty too. And ugly.

Originally posted by: Macresco

Originally posted by: Andural69
not joking, who the fucking is kristen stewart? I know the name due to 2nd or 3rd post.

And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest. And Theron? I'd fuck her in front of my wife.

Jolie is shitty too. And ugly.

But sexy and popular and earns at the box office. Plus great cock-sucking lips

Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.

Originally posted by: Killet

Originally posted by: Andural69
not joking, who the fucking is kristen stewart? I know the name due to 2nd or 3rd post.

And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest. And Theron? I'd fuck her in front of my wife.

this, 1000% this

that's a new great way to measure things up!
Post edited by Aria Giovanni.pZ at 9/19/2012 6:15:07 PM

I doubt she will be for much longer. She was paid so much because of hype. She is also a cheating bitch. As for Zathura, I don't know how much the portrayal was because of her acting skills or the part's shortcomings. How could a better teen actress have done differently?

You all need to shut the fuck up and admit you'd throw your dicks in kristen Stewart if you could...but you can't. Because you're losers discussing how ugly kristen Stewart is on a general forum of a fucking videogame site. That is the sole reason you would not fuck her.

I'd let two of my friends fuck her while I checked the weather.

I keed.

Theron is simply one of the hottest woman on the planet & she can act.

Stewart, i don't really know what it is, but sometimes i see her & think nah, then other times i think damn she looks hot there.
I think it's her eyes & her hair. She kind of has those eyes that seem to like just suck you in.

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
You all need to shut the fuck up and admit you'd throw your dicks in kristen Stewart if you could...but you can't. Because you're losers discussing how ugly kristen Stewart is on a general forum of a fucking videogame site. That is the sole reason you would not fuck her.

you tell them, rainman!!!

Originally posted by: RomneyBot
You all need to shut the fuck up and admit you'd throw your dicks in kristen Stewart if you could...but you can't. Because you're losers discussing how ugly kristen Stewart is on a general forum of a fucking videogame site. That is the sole reason you would not fuck her.

I never said I wouldn't fuck her. In fact, I'd fuck her repeatedly in every hole, hard. When she doesn't have that constipated look on her face or that ridiculous dark makeup on her eyes, shes quite good looking. And I can always turn the lights down.

But she rates waaaaaay down on the list of chicks I'd bang when she stands next to Charlize. Only a man lacking all 7 senses would disagree with me.

All 7 senses?
---------------------------------------
Did you notice that ~~Snake~~ has a hardon for Mack because his last name is Chin?

1. Taste
2. Touch
3. Smell
4. Hearing
5. Sight
6. The 6th sense everyone is always talking about
7. Common sense. The most important one, and the most relevant one since I am talking to Cummins.

Originally posted by: (SF) DirtyRatFink
1. Taste
2. Touch
3. Smell
4. Hearing
5. Sight
6. The 6th sense everyone is always talking about
7. Common sense. The most important one, and the most relevant one since I am talking to Cummins.

no matter what you say, you still looked fucking retarded talking about seven senses =)

Well, at least I can stop looking retarded by changing the topic.

You would have to die.

Originally posted by: (SF) DirtyRatFink
Well, at least I can stop looking retarded by changing the topic.

You would have to die.

You're Canadian right?

Just like me, you know what a lifetime of embarrassment feels like.

I actually like you around these boards. Just because nobody really understands me or knows where I came from doesn't make me retarded. And all my posts are based on truth. I may use a certain persona here that gets people riled up, but it's merely for that fact.

I've had a crazy summer. I broke up with my GF of six years. She took all my shit. All my furniture. Met a Colombian Jehova's Witness at work. Well I've know her for a while. Saw her behind her family's back. Ended up at the JP getting married. Now I attend meetings at Kingdom Hall. Not that I'm converted or anything. But I still go with my wife since it's important to her. I live a crazy fucking life. And I love it. She's showering right now and I'm preparing to get a surgery on my anus tomorrow.

Can't eat after eleven so I need to get some food soon!

Originally posted by: (SF) DirtyRatFink
Well, at least I can stop looking retarded by changing the topic.

You would have to die.

LOLOLOLOL I'd pour a big pail of rep on your head if we could do that here.

Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian

Originally posted by: (SF) DirtyRatFink
Well, at least I can stop looking retarded by changing the topic.

You would have to die.

LOLOLOLOL I'd pour a big pail of rep on your head if we could do that here.

Originally posted by: Andural69
And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest.

id have thought johansson, especially given the avengers.
_______________________

Originally posted by: the wierdo
There's nothing like a little child molestation to bring people together and rise above the partisanship

Originally posted by: Pudd¿nheäd
ive been wanting coq for some time now, and im goin for it on sunday!

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
kok. i want kok. lots of kok.

You decide to make a grand appearance in the forums, and you make it by comparing her to Charlize? You have seen the 2 of them, yeah?

Who would you guys rather do, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?

Originally posted by: TheRedneck
I liked KS in Adventureland. Good movie.

Yah, she was ggod in that. She is cute but if you ahve ever seen her being interviewd, she is very strange with her manorisms. She is a strange girl.

I first saw her ina movie called "Speak" where she was a young teen girl who was raped by a classmate.

Sorry but Charlize Theron does not have such a great figure. She is a 10 in the face but her body is not that great. She is lanky and has no real curves.

Put Theron's face on Anniston's body and we have the perfect woman.
Post edited by [-NM-] SPACEHERPES at 9/19/2012 11:01:23 PM

Originally posted by: Andural69
not joking, who the fucking is kristen stewart? I know the name due to 2nd or 3rd post.

And I would think that Theron or Jolie would be the highest. And Theron? I'd fuck her in front of my wife.

Jolie is meh to me. Always thought Jennifer Aniston won that won easily with her killer body.

I just watched Snow White a few days ago and Charlize stole that movie like it was nobody's business. By the end I wanted her to golden shower KS.

Originally posted by: [-NM-] SPACEHERPES

Originally posted by: TheRedneck
I liked KS in Adventureland. Good movie.

Yah, she was ggod in that. She is cute but if you ahve ever seen her being interviewd, she is very strange with her manorisms. She is a strange girl.

I first saw her ina movie called "Speak" where she was a young teen girl who was raped by a classmate.

I'd say she seems to be like a girl that has some issues of some sort. Although she may not be super hot looking, those issue often translate to hot in the sack. Probably why that brit dude stuck around.

She's somehow short on knowing how to conduct herself like she's either really really dumb or been isolated a large portion of her life. Otherwise she would had the instinct to know not to broadcast cheating on the brit. That was an ill thought out business type move of her manager mother or agent.

Originally posted by: [-NM-] SPACEHERPES
Sorry but Charlize Theron does not have such a great figure. She is a 10 in the face but her body is not that great. She is lanky and has no real curves.

Put Theron's face on Anniston's body and we have the perfect woman.

If you haven't checked out Jennifer Stone yet, do it. Not the mainstream one, either. Thank me later.

Originally posted by: Stryk

Originally posted by: [-NM-] SPACEHERPES

Originally posted by: TheRedneck
I liked KS in Adventureland. Good movie.

Yah, she was ggod in that. She is cute but if you ahve ever seen her being interviewd, she is very strange with her manorisms. She is a strange girl.

I first saw her ina movie called "Speak" where she was a young teen girl who was raped by a classmate.

I'd say she seems to be like a girl that has some issues of some sort. Although she may not be super hot looking, those issue often translate to hot in the sack. Probably why that brit dude stuck around.

She's somehow short on knowing how to conduct herself like she's either really really dumb or been isolated a large portion of her life. Otherwise she would had the instinct to know not to broadcast cheating on the brit. That was an ill thought out business type move of her manager mother or agent.

I like socially awkward chicks and that made KS seem more sexy to me than just her figure.

Oh Herpes, if you really want to put her face on someone else's body, put it on Skin Diamond's.

Originally posted by: -EB- Bluedoctor

Originally posted by: Stryk

Originally posted by: [-NM-] SPACEHERPES

Originally posted by: TheRedneck
I liked KS in Adventureland. Good movie.

Yah, she was ggod in that. She is cute but if you ahve ever seen her being interviewd, she is very strange with her manorisms. She is a strange girl.

I first saw her ina movie called "Speak" where she was a young teen girl who was raped by a classmate.

I'd say she seems to be like a girl that has some issues of some sort. Although she may not be super hot looking, those issue often translate to hot in the sack. Probably why that brit dude stuck around.

She's somehow short on knowing how to conduct herself like she's either really really dumb or been isolated a large portion of her life. Otherwise she would had the instinct to know not to broadcast cheating on the brit. That was an ill thought out business type move of her manager mother or agent.

I like socially awkward chicks and that made KS seem more sexy to me than just her figure.

Speaking of her figure and awkward. She seems to walk awkwardly....hmm I wonder why that is

She can't act.

She's like Neve Campbell... without the sappy TV show.

Neve Campbell was always the character from Party of Five.
When she was in Scream... she was the Party of Five character.
When she was nearly naked in Wild Things... Party of Five.
When she was in the Craft... same fucking character!

No depth... just a face with angst.


KS is this generation's Neve Campbell... but with the cheating on Cedric Diggory.