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My left nut.

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Started hurting again, and I was wondering why. I realized what is causing it just yesterday.

Years ago I had a vasectomy, and the site where the placed the 'hardware' is exactly where my nut sac slap my thighs when I am relaxed hanging while skiing. So, this weekend I will ski with tighter underwear, I will report back on my return. It might save a life or two in here, you fellas can thank me then.

Stay tuned, and please dont expect early breaking news on this, hold your impatience in check. I know it is difficult for this one thread.
Post edited by Netscape at 12/29/2011 12:00:14 PM

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Originally posted by: TotalCarnage
No respectable southerner would own that table and you know it
Originally posted by: Cummins
Im not a fucking southerner. I'm from South Detroit.
Originally posted by: TotalCarnage
That makes it even worse dude.
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.
Strange that you are going to the snow and can't make any either.
My bro in law had his testes twist then retract up. Humorous to us, not so much to him.
wtf
Originally posted by: Netscape
Started hurting again, and I was wondering why. I realized what is causing it just yesterday.

Years ago I had a vasectomy, and the site where the placed the 'hardware' is exactly where my nut sac slap my thighs when I am relaxed hanging while skiing. So, this weekend I will ski with tighter underwear, I will report back on my return. It might save a life or two in here, you fellas can thank me then.

Stay tuned, and please dont expect early breaking news on this, hold your impatience in check. I know it is difficult for this one thread.


lol
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Originally posted by: leroybrown
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.


youre thinking of an IUD, an IED is what mx+b would use.

/me runs
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Originally posted by: the wierdo
There's nothing like a little child molestation to bring people together and rise above the partisanship
Originally posted by: Pudd¿nheäd
ive been wanting coq for some time now, and im goin for it on sunday!
Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
kok. i want kok. lots of kok.
Originally posted by: the penguin
Originally posted by: leroybrown
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.


youre thinking of an IUD, an IED is what mx+b would use.

/me runs


ahhhh...you fuckin beat me to it LOLOL
Originally posted by: leroybrown
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.

Fuck she must be loose
I know I know but I like to make jokes about my sperm being blown up.

And yes she is unbelievably loose down there.
Originally posted by: Netscape
So, this weekend I will ski with tighter underwear




Their bulges aren't impressive. You might fit in.
Post edited by Cummins at 12/29/2011 6:47:34 PM
Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
Originally posted by: the penguin
Originally posted by: leroybrown
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.


youre thinking of an IUD, an IED is what mx+b would use.

/me runs


ahhhh...you fuckin beat me to it LOLOL



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Originally posted by: the wierdo
There's nothing like a little child molestation to bring people together and rise above the partisanship
Originally posted by: Pudd¿nheäd
ive been wanting coq for some time now, and im goin for it on sunday!
Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
kok. i want kok. lots of kok.
Originally posted by: leroybrown
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.


She loves sex with you THAT much she shoved a bloody bomb up there?
Originally posted by: eXplicit
Originally posted by: leroybrown
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.


She loves sex with you THAT much she shoved a bloody bomb up there?


I refer to my penis as a bomb. A depth charge of sorts.
Sounds like the OP's beef curtains have taken a pounding lately.

I wonder who...
Originally posted by: the penguin
Originally posted by: leroybrown
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.


youre thinking of an IUD, an IED is what mx+b would use.

/me runs




ok ok, thank you people for waiting. It worked. My left nut doesn't hurt at all.

now you know, when doing ANY sports (skiing a sport? pfffttt!) after a vasectomy, even years later, it pays to support the troops!
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Originally posted by: TotalCarnage
No respectable southerner would own that table and you know it
Originally posted by: Cummins
Im not a fucking southerner. I'm from South Detroit.
Originally posted by: TotalCarnage
That makes it even worse dude.
Originally posted by: Netscape
Originally posted by: the penguin
Originally posted by: leroybrown
I refuse to ever get a vasectomy. My wife has an IED or whatever it's called shoved up her uterus. That works for us.


youre thinking of an IUD, an IED is what mx+b would use.

/me runs




ok ok, thank you people for waiting. It worked. My left nut doesn't hurt at all.

now you know, when doing ANY sports (skiing a sport? pfffttt!) after a vasectomy, even years later, it pays to support the troops!


And in your case that would be the entire army of Granada.

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