I have a free...

Copy of MW3 for the PC to give away to the first person that wants it AND makes me laugh.

It gets sent by Canada Post priority mail.

Will check back in 3 hours.

I'm no good at comedy. Just masturbation.

MW3 sucks balls.
Why do we have to make you laugh, you're already a smiling canadian....!

Originally posted by: Stoneymontana
Here's a prediction for ya, the Lions will have a better season then the Cowboys.

9/18/2011

I really didn't want to do it but your offer I simple can't resist - I'll give you Aria and as bonus his wife!



Sorry Aria, I hope you can forgive me.
Post edited by -Napir^ at 12/28/2011 3:32:16 PM

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Originally posted by: Cummins
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain.

I could use it, obamers taking all my money and hasnt put a free video game program in effect yet . . .


oh wait, would I have to give you my real name? Will you sign a non-disclosure form if I do?
Post edited by Killet at 12/28/2011 3:45:21 PM

When I was younger, our family didn't have a lot of money(read: no money). So when I was old enough to get a job(High School), I worked as much as I could to get money. I figured it'd help my mom and I'd have some extra spending cash. Well I saved my money and I spent a retarded amount on a pair of name brand pants. I thought I was the coolest cat in the neighborhood and I wasn't even to school yet. When I get to my locker, I bent over to put my books away and those retardedly expensive pants....ripped from the zipper to the belt loop on the back of my pants! Now the school I went to was the largest in the state at that time, and I had to suck up my pride and walk all the way to the other end of school were the principals office was. One of the most em bare assing days of my life. When I got to the office, I tried cutting in line, but I was rebuked! When I finally did get my turn, I whispered as to not call attention to my situation. The woman behind the counter kept saying "what, I can't hear you". She finally understands what my problem is and blurts it out. Everyone stops talking and turns to look at the person with ripped pants!

One more, just for fun. ( I know you'll enjoy this one since you are an "old fart")

I lived overseas in a tropical climate. It was just me and an older gentleman. One morning (0600 hours)I come downstairs for breakfast and he's buck naked. He's just standing there at the counter(he just got out of the shower) sorting through bills/mail. We talk about what needs to be done around the house, small talk. I sit down at the table to eat breakfast and he let's out this huge fart, he says "Top that". We both started laughing because, well, it's what guys do. Then the stench hit me, and it had staying power, much more than usual. He was beaming with pride, he even commented how proud he was. I turn around to say something and I started to laugh hystarically, he actually shit himself and didn't know it. It was running down his legs and all over the floor! We laughed even harder. I told him he was on his own in the clean up efforts.

My computer cannot play MW3, but I will try to make you laugh anyway.



The Spanish Conquistadors were making a map of their colonies (they owned all of America, South and North). They started drawing in the lines from down south - territory they knew well - and worked their way up. Everything was going fine until they got to the New York area. "Hey, what's up there?" the map maker asked the governor, pointing to the vast emptiness above the Great Lakes. The governor answered: "Here? (in Spanish: "Aca?"). Nothing (in Spanish: "Nada").

Hence the great blank emptiness became known as ACA-NADA, which loosely translates in English to, "There ain't nothin' there.

Originally posted by: -Napir^
I really didn't want to do it but your offer I simple can't resist - I'll give you Aria and as bonus his wife!



Sorry Aria, I hope you can forgive me.

+1

SC, you should ask SS for my picture, he'll give it to you, for seome reason he wants to impress you. Take it!

i'm no jester
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My girlfriend fucked 2 of my friends one night. They came inside her. Later on I ate her out. She told me I made her cum. I didn't really know any better.

I think he said "laugh" not puke

How's this?

"I have a copy of MW3 for the PC to give away to the first person that wants it AND makes me laugh?"

"Who the hell wants MW3?"

OK Killet and Major...email your info to the address in my profile and I'll get a copy sent to both of you.

Congrats guys! Even though I did not make the cut, thanks for that opportunity, Canadian.

Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
OK Killet and Major...email your info to the address in my profile and I'll get a copy sent to both of you.

Whew! I thought I might have to break out with the super secret embarrassing stories! Thanks SmilingCanadian!

Irish... email me and santa will bring you a late gift.

Awww maaaaaaaaaaaaan Why did I have to be at work the whole time this contest was going on.

Curses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by: IrishRebel
Congrats guys! Even though I did not make the cut, thanks for that opportunity, Canadian.

+1
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Originally posted by: Cummins
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain.

If I would have been here in time, I would have just linked the thread where Snake claimed that it is impossible to make water. It makes me laugh every time.

Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
Irish... email me and santa will bring you a late gift.

Negative. I lost fair and square. I appreciate it though

Thanks, Will do!

Is that 3 hours US or Canadian?
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Originally posted by: -Napir^
I really didn't want to do it but your offer I simple can't resist - I'll give you Aria and as bonus his wife!



Sorry Aria, I hope you can forgive me.

I like it!!!