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Dude SC, you're like 65 years old. Partying with old fucks isn't supposed to be fun. Face it, play yahtzee and go home then go the fuck to bed just after eleven o clock. Shouldn't that be wild enough for you?

Neechoo Cheeska

Pepperoni pleaseTeamWarfare Vet

2011-12-17 23:02

Originally posted by: Cummins
Dude SC, you're like 65 years old. Partying with old fucks isn't supposed to be fun. Face it, play yahtzee and go home then go the fuck to bed just after eleven o clock. Shouldn't that be wild enough for you?

A fun day for a 65-year-old here in the States is getting the Social Security deposit.

Don't know what they do up in Canada. I'm sure it has something to do with moose. Or geese.

Bigguns 93

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2011-12-17 23:02

Easy. Go into the room where they have the coats. Take a CRAP ON THE COATS. Leave the room and mingle for at least 15 minutes. Wait till you hear a scream... " OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOOK A CRAP ON THE COATS". If needed do it yourself but better to wait.

As people are gasping and asking who would do that suggest someone's name in a low voice from the back of the crowd. Have your wife or a friend suggest someone else.

Guaranteed to make any party immediately much more interesting.
Post edited by Bigguns 93 at 12/17/2011 11:03:06 PM

Bigguns 93

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2011-12-17 23:06

Second thought, stop posting on internet during party and talk to someone. By talking I mean listen to them talk since the most interesting thing you can think of is posting on the internet.

After everything they say respond as if you are Cummin, NBF, Questionmark, and Snake. Rotate your point of view every question to imitate a different forum personality.

If someone asks wtf you are doing distract them by claiming you invented the tilde key ~ for computers but got ripped off.

Nathan Bedford Forrest

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2011-12-17 23:09

I agree with Bigguns. Start talking to the other Canucks about Provinces' Rights!

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Smiling Canadian

"The Boys"TeamWarfare Vet

2011-12-17 23:16

Everyone here is either a lawyer, judge, or politician. I'm trying to talk about our loss of freedoms and the police state they are creating but they just smile and well away.

=NCG=Leonidas

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-12-17 23:22

Originally posted by: Bigguns 93
Second thought, stop posting on internet during party and talk to someone. By talking I mean listen to them talk since the most interesting thing you can think of is posting on the internet.

After everything they say respond as if you are Cummin, NBF, Questionmark, and Snake. Rotate your point of view every question to imitate a different forum personality.

If someone asks wtf you are doing distract them by claiming you invented the tilde key ~ for computers but got ripped off.

ROFL!
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2011-12-18 00:24

hand grenades.
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