Dude. You're like 60. Give us a fucking break. If you're not gonna do a young piece of tail over "man hands" its more likely due to the quantity of penis in your mouth.

leroybrown

I <3 teh cawksTeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-16 23:14

Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
She has man hands .... would not hit

Grrr, I'm so mad at you right now for not wanting to bang this young lady.

shankk`

Banned until 5/29TWL Veterinarian

2011-09-17 00:06

Originally posted by: leroybrown
Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
She has man hands .... would not hit

Grrr, I'm so mad at you right now for not wanting to bang this young lady.

-Sesshomaru-

...what?TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 00:41

her eyes are too fart apart... she looks like a fucking alien

samUwell

TeamWarfare VetTWL Contributor

2011-09-17 01:14

pass

=TIO= Fluffytuff

I go both ways!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 03:21

What I find funny is, all of you guys that say you would pass on sex with her. Give me a fucking break. If you were single, in a bar, and that chick was flirting with you at the bar all night, and told you she wanted to take you home and have her way with you, you'd do it in a fucking heart beat.

Quit your damn lying.
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TheRedneck

Knows Google-FuTeamWarfare VetTWL Contributor

2011-09-17 03:47

Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
What I find funny is, all of you guys that say you would pass on sex with her. Give me a fucking break. If you were single, in a bar, and that chick was flirting with you at the bar all night, and told you she wanted to take you home and have her way with you, you'd do it in a fucking heart beat.

Yeah, I'd do it in a heart beat... but it doesn't mean I'd really feel anything, especially considering I've been left emotionally broken for the foreseeable future. Then again, I'm the kind of guy who wants an emotional connection instead of a cheap one night stand.

Kind Regards,

Need a new signature?

(V) ( ಠ,,,,ಠ ) (V)

Why not Zoidberg??

[-NM-] SPACEHERPES

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 07:36

Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
She has man hands .... would not hit

Im a hand and foot guy and you are wrong. They are a little boney but they dont look like man hands.

[-NM-] SPACEHERPES

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 07:37

Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
What I find funny is, all of you guys that say you would pass on sex with her. Give me a fucking break. If you were single, in a bar, and that chick was flirting with you at the bar all night, and told you she wanted to take you home and have her way with you, you'd do it in a fucking heart beat.

Quit your damn lying.

I agree, most of the guys on here are full of shit.

Smiling Canadian

"The Boys"TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 11:39

Originally posted by: [-NM-] SPACEHERPES
Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
What I find funny is, all of you guys that say you would pass on sex with her. Give me a fucking break. If you were single, in a bar, and that chick was flirting with you at the bar all night, and told you she wanted to take you home and have her way with you, you'd do it in a fucking heart beat.

Quit your damn lying.

I agree, most of the guys on here are full of shit.

Ok here's the gods honest truth. Would not hit because I have a long loving and meaningful relationship with my wife and would never disrespect her by having a cheap tawdry fling with some wanna be starlet.

Bibimbap

Kimchee!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 11:43

How about the chances of you hitting it if you were single at the age you are today?

I'd hit it.

Being married, I have an ethical dilemma concerning the consequences of hitting hit. Divorce is expensive, and I kinda like my kids.... but if I were single?

I'd hit it!

[-NM-] -SS-

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 12:13

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica-Jane_Clement

=TIO= Fluffytuff

I go both ways!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 13:15

Why do smacktards feel the need to post pictures of another girl in a thread about a particular girl trying to "1-up" the original girl or some shit? I don't get it.

Yes, we know there are more beautiful women out there than the one posted, and no, we currently don't give a shit. For every girl you post, I can find one better.

/is a grumpy fuck this afternoon
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TheRedneck

Knows Google-FuTeamWarfare VetTWL Contributor

2011-09-17 13:31

This thread is all you need for that:
/forums/showthread.asp?forumid=25&threadid=174884

Kind Regards,

Need a new signature?

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Why not Zoidberg??

Cocytus

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 13:51

2011 Cannes Film Festival

Not hitting it!

I did a search for her and couldn't find one picture of her in a bikini. As a matter of fact, if you do an image search of her 99% of the photos come up as head shots. This woman controls what people see of her.

She's got a pretty face, but looks like a fatty to me. She also looks a little bit like her sisters and I couldn't get them out of my head if I had to fuck her.

I've refused to have sex with better looking women then her.

Bibimbap

Kimchee!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 14:28

I'd still hit it... She's got an athletic build... nothing wrong with that.... Big bones... that's what it is, big bones.

edit:
ehhh... actually.... She looks like she's hiding her arms in that photo... and the dress doesn't do it for me, It was just a quick google images scan on my part.

If her arms are bloated like someone 20 years older than her, then she's hitting the wall NOW... not good at all.

Post edited by Bibimbap at 9/17/2011 2:31:15 PM

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TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 14:29

Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
Why do smacktards feel the need to post pictures of another girl in a thread about a particular girl trying to "1-up" the original girl or some shit? I don't get it.

Yes, we know there are more beautiful women out there than the one posted, and no, we currently don't give a shit. For every girl you post, I can find one better.

/is a grumpy fuck this afternoon

Shut your fucking hole, u grumpy bitch.

Sometime you might like to consider other reasons why pics are posted instead of your knee jerk reaction reasoning.

All things considered with Kindest and Warmest Regards Eternally,

S

Bibimbap

Kimchee!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 14:35

Ummm...

She's got adult hips on her... NOT like other 21 year olds...
ehhh...

I'm not too picky though... I suppose there's nothing like STRONG hips on a lady...

edit:
she pregnant?

Post edited by Bibimbap at 9/17/2011 2:35:42 PM

samUwell

TeamWarfare VetTWL Contributor

2011-09-17 14:44

Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
What I find funny is, all of you guys that say you would pass on sex with her. Give me a fucking break. If you were single, in a bar, and that chick was flirting with you at the bar all night, and told you she wanted to take you home and have her way with you, you'd do it in a fucking heart beat.

Quit your damn lying.

dude... shes a few years older than my daughter.

pass!

i like WOMEN. not girls.

pass!

Questor

TeamWarfare VetRetired AdminTWL Contributor

2011-09-17 14:46

I like young women because I know I can't get them.

Stryk

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 15:32

I was just thinking about them yesterday for some reason and how they made a bazillion dollars before even being teenagers, but how weird they'd become. Was wondering which way they went.

Better off than they were. The money would make up for a lot of other failings.

xPATRIOTSx

Retired AA AdminTWL Contributor

2011-09-17 16:55

Something about her face in the first pic creeps me out. Her eyes are too far apart or something. Actually, if I stare at it the eyes look like they're slowly moving further apart. Try it

Stoneymontana

New ride!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 17:11

The strange thing is she looks older then her twin sisters

Cocytus

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 17:25

The photographer has a look of, my camera can't fix fat ugly hog sister.

Smiling Canadian

"The Boys"TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 17:57

Originally posted by: Questor
I like young women because I know I can't get them.

If you use a net it's harder for them struggle free. Hope this helps.

Kind Regards,

Cocytus

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 18:07

Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
Originally posted by: Questor
I like young women because I know I can't get them.

If you use a net it's harder for them struggle free. Hope this helps.

Kind Regards,

I think a harpoon would work better in this instance.

the penguin

Body cavity excavatorTeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 20:35

Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
What I find funny is, all of you guys that say you would pass on sex with her. Give me a fucking break. If you were single, in a bar, and that chick was flirting with you at the bar all night, and told you she wanted to take you home and have her way with you, you'd do it in a fucking heart beat.

Quit your damn lying.

yes because all guys are sex-crazed maniacs.

ill grant that few are not (especially among the single ranks), but to say that all guys would is flat out wrong, even if im the only counterexample.

Originally posted by: TheRedneck
I'm the kind of guy who wants an emotional connection instead of a cheap one night stand.

also, this.
_______________________

Originally posted by: the wierdo
There's nothing like a little child molestation to bring people together and rise above the partisanship

Originally posted by: Pudd¿nheäd
ive been wanting coq for some time now, and im goin for it on sunday!

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
kok. i want kok. lots of kok.

Bibimbap

Kimchee!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-17 21:09

Originally posted by: the penguin
Originally posted by: TheRedneck
I'm the kind of guy who wants an emotional connection instead of a cheap one night stand.

also, this.

Overrated.

=TIO= Fluffytuff

I go both ways!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-18 01:17

Originally posted by: the penguin
Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
What I find funny is, all of you guys that say you would pass on sex with her. Give me a fucking break. If you were single, in a bar, and that chick was flirting with you at the bar all night, and told you she wanted to take you home and have her way with you, you'd do it in a fucking heart beat.

Quit your damn lying.

yes because all guys are sex-crazed maniacs.

ill grant that few are not (especially among the single ranks), but to say that all guys would is flat out wrong, even if im the only counterexample.

You haven't had sex yet, therefore your opinions on this don't fucking matter. It's like asking an African tribesman his opinion on fine cuisine. He's never had it, so he couldn't fucking comment on it.

/slaps
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=TIO= Fluffytuff

I go both ways!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-18 01:18

Originally posted by: Cocytus

I've refused to have sex with better looking women then her.

And then you woke up.

Irrenarzt

Mad scientistTeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-18 08:46

Originally posted by: the penguin
Originally posted by: TheRedneck
I'm the kind of guy who wants an emotional connection instead of a cheap one night stand.

also, this.

I expect both of your man cards to be on my desk by COB.

the penguin

Body cavity excavatorTeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-18 09:39

Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
You haven't had sex yet

that's... kinda the point?

Originally posted by: =TIO= Fluffytuff
therefore your opinions on this don't fucking matter. It's like asking an African tribesman his opinion on fine cuisine. He's never had it, so he couldn't fucking comment on it.

/slaps

so youre going to use a sampling bias to claim victory? please
_______________________

Originally posted by: the wierdo
There's nothing like a little child molestation to bring people together and rise above the partisanship

Originally posted by: Pudd¿nheäd
ive been wanting coq for some time now, and im goin for it on sunday!

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
kok. i want kok. lots of kok.

Stoneymontana

New ride!TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-18 10:01

It's hard to have an opinion on most things if you've never done it or used them or whatever.

Stryk

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-18 10:19

Originally posted by: Stoneymontana
It's hard to have an opinion on most things if you've never done it or used them or whatever.

So if you haven't killed anyone, you shouldn't sit on a murder jury trial?

This is a weak argument which tosses out the entire basis of civilization and communicated knowledge because if you didn't experience it first person, you shouldn't have an opinion.

Not that it doesn't matter and you're always free to consider the source, but a complete shutout is ultimately anti-civilization.
Post edited by Stryk at 9/18/2011 10:20:29 AM

[-NM-] -SS-

TeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-18 10:21

Pengy, it's in your best interest to walk away from this now. An opinion without experience to back it up is laughable at best... kinda like weirdo's understanding of tax law based upon limited comprehension and living at home with his folks in their basement.

Arent you good with computers? Or, whatever you are very good and experienced at, create an analogy where your expertise and experience is questioned by someone inexperienced. Or, if you wanted to learn how to be ultra gay, you would go to cobalt for expert advice.

Im not saying you cant have your opinion, but dont expect others not to ridicule you for it if it isnt based on tenable ground.

Dont be a progressive looking down from your ivory tower.

the penguin

Body cavity excavatorTeamWarfare Vet

2011-09-18 11:23

Originally posted by: [-NM-] -SS-
Pengy, it's in your best interest to walk away from this now. An opinion without experience to back it up is laughable at best... kinda like weirdo's understanding of tax law based upon limited comprehension and living at home with his folks in their basement.

Arent you good with computers? Or, whatever you are very good and experienced at, create an analogy where your expertise and experience is questioned by someone inexperienced. Or, if you wanted to learn how to be ultra gay, you would go to cobalt for expert advice.

Im not saying you cant have your opinion, but dont expect others not to ridicule you for it if it isnt based on tenable ground.

Dont be a progressive looking down from your ivory tower.

not really sure where i was questioning someone's experience, but hey.
_______________________

Originally posted by: the wierdo
There's nothing like a little child molestation to bring people together and rise above the partisanship

Originally posted by: Pudd¿nheäd
ive been wanting coq for some time now, and im goin for it on sunday!

Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
kok. i want kok. lots of kok.