Dear Sir,
As the owner of a New England based NFL team one would be inclined to think you and your staff would have background and expertise to understand the basic principles of snow. If for some reason this concept is beyond you let me flesh it out in small words to you might better grasp the idea: It's the fluffy white shit that falls from the sky.
When said fluffy white shit finds itself falling into the parking areas of your brand spanking new Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, the team of felons you have assigned to remove it will be faced with the conundrum of where to place it in order to facilitate parking. One would think, being a successful business man and all, that you have a reputation of considering this sort of detail during planning stages for your facilities. This is, however, clearly not the case.
For 6 ½ hours well over 10,000 fans were treated to the lovely scenery spanning 4 miles along route 495 and Route 1, only to be welcomed at your stadium with a number of lighted signs clearly stating No Parking Available. All because you are clearly too stupid to figure out that when you get 2 feet of snow NOT EXACTLY RARE IN NEW ENGLAND YOU MORON your staff will need to actually HAVE A PLACE TO PUT IT in order for your PAYING CUSTOMERS to actually find a PLACE TO PARK.
You, sir, are a dipshit.
]CkB[Polaris
Teamwarfare Senior Staff
As the owner of a New England based NFL team one would be inclined to think you and your staff would have background and expertise to understand the basic principles of snow. If for some reason this concept is beyond you let me flesh it out in small words to you might better grasp the idea: It's the fluffy white shit that falls from the sky.
When said fluffy white shit finds itself falling into the parking areas of your brand spanking new Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, the team of felons you have assigned to remove it will be faced with the conundrum of where to place it in order to facilitate parking. One would think, being a successful business man and all, that you have a reputation of considering this sort of detail during planning stages for your facilities. This is, however, clearly not the case.
For 6 ½ hours well over 10,000 fans were treated to the lovely scenery spanning 4 miles along route 495 and Route 1, only to be welcomed at your stadium with a number of lighted signs clearly stating No Parking Available. All because you are clearly too stupid to figure out that when you get 2 feet of snow NOT EXACTLY RARE IN NEW ENGLAND YOU MORON your staff will need to actually HAVE A PLACE TO PUT IT in order for your PAYING CUSTOMERS to actually find a PLACE TO PARK.
You, sir, are a dipshit.
]CkB[Polaris
Teamwarfare Senior Staff