Open letter to 3's Ladder: OS vs tUx

Dear TWL ET 3v3 ladder,

As our new letterhead indicates, we have recently changed the name of our business from Initech Corporation to Dead Penguin Sucks, LOLC. This name change will expire after our meeting on Jan 6th, 2005.

There has been no change in management and we will be providing the same products and fine service on which we have built our reputation in the industry. We would appreciate it if you would bring this announcement to the attention of your players and direct them accordingly.

It was distressing to learn that the damn dirty penguins had secured a spot on this beloved ladder. Per everyone's desires, tUx will be thoroughly humiliated and forced to go back to making a mockery out of that MMOROFL, World of Borecraft. Please, if you spot any short, tuxedo wearing malcontents on ET servers near you, feel free to mock and tease them.

I am sorry that this unfortunate incident occurred and sincerely appreciate your continued patronage.

The_Wippuh
Head of Hatred Towards Flightless Fowl
Initec... errr Dead Penguin Sucks, LOLC
Post edited by The_Wippuh at 1/3/2005 4:54:07 PM

---------------------
www.pcLoadLetterWTF.com == #initech on gamesnet == No, no, no, you don't understand. We fixed the glitch!

Yeah!!

What he said...

Sorry that's the best I've got. haha
============ Office Space ============
Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
c[_]^Lumbergh
#initech on gamesnet
http://www.pcloadletterWTF.com

/b3e enchants Wippuh's kleenex box with +3 absorbancy.

It's all fun and games til a Wippuh shows up. Prepare to be face raged nub!

Originally posted by: The_Wippuh
There has been no change in management and we will be providing the same products and fine service on which we have built our reputation in the industry. We would appreciate it if you would bring this announcement to the attention of your players and direct them accordingly.

Well, many lonely men will happy to hear you will continue offering your services. However, you may wish to warn your clients that they may sustain injuries to thier man parts if they are receiving your services at the time of which we are dispensing fin-slaps to your jaw and head areas. It would be a shame for your clients to receive a 'Bobbit Special' when they had paid for an 'Eddie Murphy Surprise Package'.

-Code

tUx even gets raged in our forums by one of our very own OS employees. This is pure emotion, watch out.

Do not fear these dead penguins! They are only PENGUINS! And will die as easily as cattle! They have been lead to the server by blustering fools and incompetent morons! NOW THEY WILL PAY THE PRICE! Our victory is assured! The portaints and omens are SO numerous, and SO in our favor, that I cannot describe them all and still have time for a battle today. So let your battlecry be, VICTORY, VICTORY AND GLORY FOR CUBICLE WORKER HONOR!!!!!!!RAWR!!!

That's some serious rage coming from that individual!
---------------------
www.pcLoadLetterWTF.com == #initech on gamesnet == No, no, no, you don't understand. We fixed the glitch!

I don't get it...

Of course you don't nup. You're not in the know.

tUx, keeping it uncool for a long ass time.
---------------------
www.pcLoadLetterWTF.com == #initech on gamesnet == No, no, no, you don't understand. We fixed the glitch!

why not all be in the same vent channel..
might make it faster for us to lose
Post edited by ABM at 1/6/2005 5:13:42 PM

We pwned them last night, of course knowing Wippuh he'll probably be all childish and run around telling everyone that they won and probably even go as far as reporting a win on the ladder. Thats fine, we know the truth and if he does hax0r the ladder to make it look like win for them, we wont even complain cause we were just glad to be there to pwn.



-Code
Post edited by CodeWarrior at 1/7/2005 11:14:34 AM

Dear Dead Penguin,

Thank you for taking the time to participate in our 3v3 TWL ET ladder match. We do appreciate hearing from our opponents, as their comments are vital for us to continue improving our elbow rage.

The problems that you mentioned have been brought to the attention of our total pwnage department. While the lack of service you experienced is unusual and not the standard of our corporation, there is no excuse for a lackadaisical attitude on the part of any of our employees. We are sorry for the inconvenience and annoyance this incident caused.

Supa Dupa Fresh
c[_]`Wippuh
CEOLOLOL Initech Corp

Thank you again for your comments. We hope that you will
give us another chance to serve you.
Post edited by The_Wippuh at 1/7/2005 3:28:51 PM

---------------------
www.pcLoadLetterWTF.com == #initech on gamesnet == No, no, no, you don't understand. We fixed the glitch!

Originally posted by: The_Wippuh
tUx even gets raged in our forums by one of our very own OS employees. This is pure emotion, watch out.

Do not fear these dead penguins! They are only PENGUINS! And will die as easily as cattle! They have been lead to the server by blustering fools and incompetent morons! NOW THEY WILL PAY THE PRICE! Our victory is assured! The portaints and omens are SO numerous, and SO in our favor, that I cannot describe them all and still have time for a battle today. So let your battlecry be, VICTORY, VICTORY AND GLORY FOR CUBICLE WORKER HONOR!!!!!!!RAWR!!!

That's some serious rage coming from that individual!

Isn't that from Rome: Total War?

Yeah, we have an undercover extreme RTW freak on our team. He can quote anything from it almost.
---------------------
www.pcLoadLetterWTF.com == #initech on gamesnet == No, no, no, you don't understand. We fixed the glitch!

Demo's PLZ!

wipp will never fully be appreciated in ET as he was and continues to be by rtcw....lol.

thanks for the laughs wipp.