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On sunday night my girlfriend gave me 3 blowjobs while I watched the live cast..and inbetween her shoving my pee pee down her throat while she was gushing saliva she garled 'shazbot!' everytime she came up for air.

In short it was fucking amazing. Thought you should all know.

Life is magical sometimes. Thank you Tribes. Thank you. Damn fine game while getting damn fine head. Does it get any better?































































































































































































































































































































No. It doesn't.
Bad troll, would not read again.
I'm sorry that you have let only one woman own you so early in life. I will pray tonight for your freedom.
what does it take to get banned here
a 15 page thread
pics of sed girl or post not true
Your mom did what to you ..
I usuall am tolerant of his trolls. But this one went to far. Vulgar and uncalled for imo.

Few week suspension is called for.
How is it a troll when it is fact? It happened. Please.. explain that one to me.
Also...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

or any other definition of 'Troll' found on the interwebs

Even if i was telling lies it still doesn't fall into he 'troll' category.

Should learn what a Troll actually is Mr. Evil Corporation before you point the finger!


Another note is that my post is Tribes related as it was my own personal experience of the live Tribes 2 Cast and my girlfriend was gargling 'shazbot' which is a phrase associated with Tribes in todays modern culture.

There are other threads on the forum, most recently 'MW3' and 'RAPE' that are nothing to do with Tribes. These would be closer to being troll posts by definition (Mr Evil Corpoations definition) however since a new thread was created for the topic they don't derail or change the subject of a conversation/thread to gain a negative emotional responce so therefore they also arn't trolling.

Just like my thread.

Some people around here need to learn English and then bother to learn what 5 letter words mean.. Like Troll :-/


*Edit and I forgot to mention in my origional post that there was of course swallowing involved.

Thanks.
Post edited by EpsilonNav at 11/10/2011 5:11:34 PM
Soc was kicked from #lastgasp for less.

No one in the community likes what Epsilon is doing. His behavior led a team captain to kick him from the tournament, and it's not the first time that's happened. His behavior has led him to waste two draft picks now and the time we waste dealing with him (and tolerating those who are inspired by him) could be much better spent helping new players.

Epsilon has always been a divisive force in this community and he contributes absolutely nothing to it.

Ban Epsilon.
Interesting..

For the record I wasn't 'kicked' from the tournament twice.

The first time I left of my own accord due to my own issues in regard being forced to take part in a team to advertise a company.

Redeye can confirm the following that

1) as soon as I was drafted I joined the teams channel and asked to be unselected. Nothing was done

2) the following night I joined and took part in the teams scrim where I yet voiced my issues with the team name.

3) after that I spoke to Redeye on IRC about my issue and since it was clear he wanted to keep the name and it was my issue with the name I decided to quit.

Redeye and I accepted that, which is why I didn't put my name in for the second draft. Had my chance and it was gone.
Redeye was nice enough to offer that I could still partake in the teamspeak server and IRC channel of the team but I decided and told him so that it wouldn't be right.

I did partake in a couple of scrims with DQ afterwards and indeed other teams in the league over the course of the league.

The 2nd time is well documented in the 'Real Deal' thread as in I mearly posted an opinion on the Real Deal being a shit team. A valid point( later proven to be 100% correct) which was based on my opinion however I had no problem in playing for them. But aparently being honest with my opinion was a crime and therefore I was kicked from the team.

As for my behaviour of mentioning every now and again that I have a girlfriend.. If you feel that 'No one in the community likes' it and is a 'divisive force in this community' because I mention I have a girlfriend...well thats your opinion.

Sorry the fact a tribes 2 player is able to be involved in a relationship impacts the comminity and impacts your ability to play a game in your eyes.

Still, theres always porn *wink wink nudge nudge*

Love,

Epsilon.
Post edited by EpsilonNav at 11/10/2011 7:20:05 PM
Originally posted by: saKe

Excatly Sake/Happypuppy...

Yet people still care. I'm honoured and flattered because they should care!

Thinking of doing a weekly video blog on being a Tribes 2 player with a girlfriend since so many people care about my life.

I should talk to Craig to see about getting them posted on Tribescast
Originally posted by: EpsilonNav


The first time I left of my own accord...

The 2nd time is well documented in the 'Real Deal' thread as in I mearly posted an opinion on the Real Deal being a shit team...therefore I was kicked from the team.



Oh, so your behavior has lead to two draft picks being wasted in two separate tourneys? I guess I should have mentioned that in my fir- oh. Wait.

And hey, isn't that a TWL-bannable offense per Celios' stated rules for the- oh. Wait.
Originally posted by: Celios


If your playing is contingent on you getting drafted to your preferred/ideal team, do not even sign up. If you tell one captain you won't be able to play, I will remove you from the draft and/or whatever roster you got drafted on. Signing up is a commitment to play. Do not sign up if you can't make at least ~3/4 of your matches (these are played weekly, on Sundays). If you sign up and vanish, I will seriously start handing out bans, or at the very least bar you from signing up for future leagues.

I will also be doing a followup with some of the captains from Season 1 to see who vanished on them. At least some of you may expect to get cut from this draft if you pulled a vanishing act last time.


That actually covers both of your disappearances almost verbatim.



While your response was cute, that's not the behavior I'm talking about.


You also failed to account for how you contribute nothing to the community you so often waste the time of.
Oh, so your behavior has lead to two draft picks being wasted in two separate tourneys?


Stormcrow - I refer you to my previous reply in regard to learning to read and understanding basic english.

As you said, the rules quote

Signing up is a commitment to play. Do not sign up if you can't make at least ~3/4 of your matches (these are played weekly, on Sundays). If you sign up and vanish, I will seriously start handing out bans...

The first time I signed up and refused to play under the name of a company I expressed by concerns 10 seconds after I was drafted(was ignored) and at the end of it both myself and the captain agreed I could leave. It was hardly a big issue as the was a secondary draft in that league and DQ could make up their numbers. I made sure I was availible to play for DQ for the scrims that week while they waited for the second draft.

Also, as the rules stated.. 'if you disappear'

I did not disappear and was still active on IRC, Goons, the forums and indeed the league playing for many teams if they were short players for scrims, was around on IRC during all the matches and even helped craig out with a cast.

Thats not disappearing so therefore no rules were broken.


The second time was nothing to do with me. I merly voiced my opinion the team I was drafted on sucked, again this was later proven to be correct and I was kicked against my will for voicing my opinion based on fact. That was not my fault and if you believe being honest with you opinion is a bad thing then maybe you should admit to being nazi like Gunter. If anything I'm the one who should be angry with the 'league' since I was kicked for expressing the basic human right of freedom of speech. But I'm a nice person and didn't want to cause any hassle and complications.

No rules were broken yet again.

This is the wonder of being able to read and understand basic english.. being able to understanding simple things! You should take the time to learn basic english and then trying to focus living in reality apposed to the imaginary world in your head.


And in regard to your comment that I am a divisive force in this community and he contributes absolutely nothing to it I'll respond in basic bulletin points to keep it simple since you have issues with the english language.

1) I play approx 20 hours a week on public servers and partake in PU's weekly when they are availible.

2) I play my best to help the team I am on

3) I don't cheat or use |33t scripts

4) I'm active in the community and help teams who are in need of players for practice and scrims.

5) I helped craig cast twice when he was short on people volunteering

6) I'm a becon of hope to certain undereducated people like yourself Stormcrow that someone like me, who you claim is a waste of space and is an idiot who happens toplays Tribes 2 can also be 'normal' enough in society so a female of the species will be willing to be with.

So all in all I think I'm a fine active player in regard to the community You just don't like me because I'm proud to mention theres a girl in my life who's willing to put my pee pee in her mouth without being paid.

If the fact you don't like me or the fact I have a girlfriend bothers you and makes you think I'm a negative influence in the community well sorry. But thats your problem. If you cry yourself to sleep over these things then mail me @ epsilon@iol.ie and I'll extend the same offer as I did a few other people that Tribes 2 is so important in their life (that they're willing to CHEAT and fuck over the community so they can win), that I will pay for a hooker to give you a couple of hours of happiness if you're into that sort of thing. I'm a nice person and want to try to make people happy!

Jealousy is a terrible thing I guess? I dunno, you're probably not but you being so stupid and not being able to even understand basic english and put things into perspective kinda sums everything up.

Heres a hug for you, you clearly need it *HUUUUUGS* *PAT PAT* life is hard sometimes *HUG*

Love,

Epsilon.
Post edited by EpsilonNav at 11/12/2011 8:34:24 PM
bacons of hope are shitwielders
This troll is boring.

You bailed on a team because the name was of a company you don't like? Wtf. It's is a NAME. You didn't played for someone because of the team's name, thus a ban should be in order.

Causing trouble for your second team, because of the captain or otherwise is shitty too. Bringing that stuff up in public the way you did is just wrong, and it amounts to sabotage not just classlessness. Being an asshole to your team should get you banned. Set your personal feelings aside and play. Many players have done this over the course of these tourneys because they want them to succeed. You don't.


You haven't done shit for the community as a whole, you're selfish and petty. You cause trouble over the smallest things. You're not even funny. In short, you have no value to us.

Ban this piece of shit already and let's move on.
1 ) Sorry, I have standards. I don't play under someones brandname. Its a personal standard yet valid. I did mention in IRC (#DQ) after the first scrim that if DQ (Redeye) paid some money to charity I would play using their brandname. I don't wear the logo of a corporation to advertise their goods for free

As I pointed out no rules where broken and me leaving was discussed with the Captain who agreeed.

2 ) Causing trouble for your second team

If you think causing trouble is voicing your opinion (which was later proven to be correct) then you're messed up in the head. I bet the millions of jews that were murdered in WW2 were just causing trouble because they had their own beliefs and voicing their opinions on religion or lifestyle? No only jews, anyone who didn't agree with the Nazi theory (also millions)

Damn trouble makers.. grrrr. The nazis sure showed them! Bad people, bad... voicing their opinions in public and wanting to live their peacefull life that was in contraction to a bunch of radical exteamists. Bad bad people! Shame on them!

Maybe the TWL should introuduce a rule that once you're drafted to a team you cannot voice any negative opinion in anyway in regard to your team... just like Germany in the mid 1930's. Thats clearly the way to go. Maybe the TWL can set up a forum and irc channel called #thecamp were people who voice their honest and valid opinion can be sent to after they are banned. Freedom is clearly bad.

Again, learn english and get the basic intelligence to put things in perspective.

Being an asshole to your team should get you banned Nothing in the rules against being an asshole. But the point is I wasn't being an asshole in the first place. I was being honest. Refer to the above point.

Sure I might not be of any value to you.. but meh, you're of no value to the community in my eyes. The difference is I don't cry about getting you banned for no reason

Probably on of the reasons I can get a girlfriend... ? Something to think about ;-) I offer the same offer in regard to a hooker to you Bubbletrout. Consider it.


Post edited by EpsilonNav at 11/12/2011 9:06:06 PM
Doesn't really matter if redeye OKed you not playing, it sets the standard of your behavior. And yeah, taking private matters of your team and throwing them out in public is causing trouble. If I decided to hurt my team by giving out strats, or blowing up my gens, or dos-ing my captain, or bullying some of the other players on my team into not playing I'd expect to get banned. These things are not in the rules, but it does fall under the heading of being an asshole and sabotage. Were you intentionaly trying to fuck up your team? I don't give a shit. You're an ass who does nothing.


I have hosted pu's, helped many newer/less skilled players in anyway I can(be it finding scripts settings, or talking strats/tactics, or just being in server practicing with them), making comp maps, have headed a team in 7-man for a while, and been a soild player when i can and am needed.

You on the other hand are a nub in the fullest sense of the word and to top it off you're a cancer, the sort of person that just causes trouble. You're also not funny, your trolls are lame and weak.
Post edited by BubbleTrout at 11/12/2011 9:03:20 PM
. If I decided to hurt my team by giving out strats, or blowing up my gens, or dos-ing my captain, or bullying some of the other players on my team into not playing I'd expect to get banned.


Yes, If i did any of that or anything along the lines of sabotage then yes, I should be banned.

But I didn't. Again I voiced my OPINION (was later proven to be correct) and having an opinion is not a crime. It's being honest.

You're an idiot Bubbletrout. My opinion.

Just like your opinion of me is that I'm an idiot and an asshole.

The differece? I don't cry and moan about getting you banned.

Pathatic, yet funny and entertaining

The world needs clowns. Keep crying. Meanwhile life go's on and retarded opinions don't count..because they're retarded.
Post edited by EpsilonNav at 11/12/2011 9:18:27 PM
Oh and ROFL taking private matters of your team and throwing them out in public

Saying my team sucked without even playing a scrim or an official match is not throwing private internal team matters out into the public.

It was based on my opionion which was based PUPLIC and past experience of their public and past league playing abilities and mental mindset(in regard to Gunther) - which anyone who isn't an idiot could have concluded for themselves - and did so.

But, please contintue, keep this thread alive so more people will read it and get their own OPINION. Damn terrorists!
Post edited by EpsilonNav at 11/12/2011 9:36:08 PM
http://miracletreatday.com/

I give generously to that every year. Also to several local organizatoins in my town.

Epsilon... bro... the troll is old. Take it from someone who supported you and your quarkyness early on.

I get it. Find a new fresh troll and all will be well.
Don't ruin my fun, redeye. I'm fishing for a 500+ word response. Did well with my last one (755 words), if I may say so.
Post edited by StormcrowIV at 11/12/2011 10:58:20 PM
As I said Redeye I wasn't/am not trolling.

And you could have mentioned your generosity when I mentioned my concerns when I was drafted. It would have made a difference and with me playing you would have been a proud 2nd or 3rd place winner instead of 1st.

But if it isn't clear I'll state it now - I have absolutly no hard feelings towards you and your DQ branded team, dispite my friendly anti corporation digs at you

As I said when we talked it my my issue based on my beliefs and we both understood each others position and parted on good terms and the issue on my beliefs was only highlighted on this thread to help the simple stupid people understand the reality of the situation

Sure it was only 2 weeks ago I bought my kids, my GIRLFRIEND and myself a Blizzard from DQ here and as we ate it I was thinking of your evil corporate ways in forcing people to play under your brand name and left me wondering.. did your evil ploy work? Because as I ate it all I could think was..winning
Post edited by EpsilonNav at 11/12/2011 11:12:52 PM
Originally posted by: StormcrowIV
Don't ruin my fun, redeye. I'm fishing for a 500+ word response. Did well with my last one (755 words), if I may say so.


I know, talking to someone who actually has the ability to type more than 10 words a minute must be a rare and special treat for you, especially in these parts.

Yay for education and the ability to use more than two fingers! yayy!!

I think that should also be a new TWL rule. Anyone who can type faster than of 20 words per minute should be banned for simply being too |33t and skilled.

Maybe I can get one of those cool rods that you strap to your head so I can be like you stormcrow
Post edited by EpsilonNav at 11/12/2011 11:18:31 PM
I routinely spend ten minutes writing posts on TWL.

I have a girlfriend.
Originally posted by: _anthem
I routinely spend ten minutes writing posts on TWL.

I have a girlfriend.


You are the 1%

Occupy TWL.
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As I said Redeye I wasn't/am not trolling.

And you could have mentioned your generosity when I mentioned my concerns when I was drafted. It would have made a difference and with me playing you would have been a proud 2nd or 3rd place winner instead of 1st.

But if it isn't clear I'll state it now - I have absolutly no hard feelings towards you and your DQ branded team, dispite my friendly anti corporation digs at you

As I said when we talked it my my issue based on my beliefs and we both understood each others position and parted on good terms and the issue on my beliefs was only highlighted on this thread to help the simple stupid people understand the reality of the situation

Sure it was only 2 weeks ago I bought my kids, my GIRLFRIEND and myself a Blizzard from DQ here and as we ate it I was thinking of your evil corporate ways in forcing people to play under your brand name and left me wondering.. did your evil ploy work? Because as I ate it all I could think was..winning



=)
so you wont play on a team named dairy queens but youll buy food from them? someones a walking contradiction
as are 99% of these so called "occupiers". they will tweet on their i-phones how they hate "evil corporations".
Let's get this thread to 15 pages
this thread is now about forum-banning epsilon


if that wasn't clear from my last post
Epsilon should be helping us out, since he can't resist posting
+1
Does anyone actually read his posts?
I've been having a hard time figuring out which threads are worse: epsilon threads or proj vs stork threads.

Verdict: Both need to stop ASAP