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DQ vs Hawkbat - The cirrus rage excuses for sucking - Vote now!

Historical capture recovered from the Wayback Machine · captured 2011-11-20 · 13 posts
Hello,

As some of you know, we recently had 'cirrus' who is an angry angry troubled player ranting on IRC and the forums many times on how he is a greatest player that knows everything, and how his team - the hawkbats are great and superior, yet they have lost a few times in the league.

He always seems to have an excuse on why his team lost..right down to the 'knights' getting a lucky cap return so they got the victory. Of course to every sane person its clear that the better TEAM won on the day and cirrus is a sore loser that rages and makes pathetic excuses on why him, a clearly superior player, and his team, a clearly superior team, lost. Most people put it down to him just being a sore loser, but lets entertain him

This Sunday we have DQ v's the Hawkbats yet again. Last time they met in the league DQ won. But of course cirrus had a list of excuses on how DQ sucked and they were better but robbed. Combine this with the secondary draft where cirrus is convinced DQ have cheated their way into getting a few better means cirrus is on a mad anger rant rampage! Funny shit reading his reaction, it really is. Personally it reminds me of a mentally disabled kid fighting over their brand of nappy being better at absorbing shit.


Anways.. in the event hawkbat loose yet again to DQ this Sunday in the leaque game I want people to post what lame ass excuses cirrus will post to justify himself sucking and his team losing.

If each person lists 3 potential reasons, and happen to get it right when cirrus starts to cry like a 12 year old whose mother wouldn't let grope them might get a small reward from me in the form of a voucher.

My 3 reasons are...


1) They rigged the league with the 2nd draft

2) I was lagged and couldn't play properly, Bran was obviously involved in the corruption

3) They camped hills with HO with shield packs. That isn't tribes 2 and not how you're meant to play

And remember this is for fun. Just be glad you're not related to cirrus and do not criticise him. Handicapped people are real people too and should not be discriminated against just because of their disability.


Anyways, please list your top 3 'cirrus rage excuses for sucking' and you might win a voucher for a few dollah/euro/whatever!

Good luck

Epsilon

(Obviously the first person to post the excuse he uses wins - no multiple winners.)
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DQ will win because of our rigorous preparation, impeccable communication, and by utilizing our finely honed ability to win as a team. All excuses will be ignored.
Of course all excuses will be ignored by sane normal folk.. it won't stop cirrus raging them however, which is the point of this thread.
There will only be one excuse.

Hawkbats don't have the extra motivation since they don't get free DQ after wins.
hahahha
Originally posted by: Caylen
There will only be one excuse.

Hawkbats don't have the extra motivation since they don't get free DQ after wins.


i dont even know where there is a DQ in NYC -_-
wait do they really get free dq?
Redeye told me if I quit my job and play he would cater DQ to all my birthday parties for life.
Originally posted by: Sylock
wait do they really get free dq?


Gift cards are accepted nation wide. Just sayin.
I think he should blame it on those ugly ass tags.
I am willing to throw any future matches for DQ gift cards.

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