Best "Oh I got gayed" moment ever.

Whats is the best, er... worst moment you have ever played playing BF where you find yourself extremely "gayed" as Rapture would put it?

Mine: 1v1ing Vandal in lights, I get him to 5% and he stops dodging and basically just waits to be killed. I'm at 100%, so I charge him and shoot him 3 times as he is standing still. Each one hits, but because of the crappy server we're playing on, each one is a no reg. Because of this, he kills me. Funniest gayed moment ever IMO.


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Dogfighting and hitting trees.

1v1ing Acura and dieing because I was typing to HellRazor that he needs to get his ass out of the server.
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Taking a plane down to chuggin black smoke using the 50cal on top of my tank, only to have it overheat at the critical moment, allowing the pilot to swoop down and bail the smoking plane into my tank while the pilot walks away.

Picking up an different pack while surrounded by enemies, only to pick up the ONLY EMPTY PACK IN THE MAP
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any time i get shot down by hellrazor. so basically one time i got gayed.

every time i play on ghetto

Originally posted by: -Rapture-
every time i play

Fixed for the sake of posterity and truth.
Post edited by .Incognito. at 2/22/2005 1:05:34 AM

There was this one scrim I remember, my brother kept bumping into my chair. I was gayed.

Originally posted by: .Incognito.

Originally posted by: -Rapture-
every time i play

Fixed for the sake of posterity and truth.

lmao

having a face off with dr evil in a side alley on ghetto for a good minute, then some guy whos been playing the game for a month comes behind me and holds it down for 20 seconds, killing me. Oh wait, welcome to ghetto berlin!

I WILL PROUDLY STATE WHITEBLADES GAYED MOMENTS... it was a gay cal match vs CAT. we won the first round in kursk barely by 17 on axis we switch to allied. whiteblade our main pilot back then crashed into three trees giving us a loss of 19-17. funny part was on take off he crashed into a tree. right once he tried to take off again he nailed the same god damn tree. he almost lost us the chance for us to go to the playoffs.
Post edited by <-V->DragonBlade at 2/22/2005 5:17:46 AM

"Im known for my bullets never missing there mark"

that was cataclysm, tarq's uber clan

Originally posted by: -Rapture-
every time i play on ghetto

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My best oh I got gayedwas the first time me and mal 1 v 1ed.

I went 5-0 as axis switched and he went 5-0 as axis on aberdeen. Then as a tie breaker I picked the sherm and he got a panzer and was I completley owned because I rolled my sherman coming off of the allied main hill and he one shot me from across the map.

Sry if this wasn't u mal, it was the night I 1v1ed u and mario, I just cna't remember who it was.

Anytime I'm in dogfight and my kids grab the mouse.

Protecting East flag on Aberdeen, laying a bunch of mines and expacks all around, getting killed by the Wespe from south, teamswitched and then a couple of TK's as my new team attacked East and died on my mines.


Also, just 2 nights ago, getting TK'd by Deathwish when his expacks expired as I was laying mines along the ridge...


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ANYTIME THERE IS PIXEL AIMING ON BAXE! Either I'm bored or frustrated, either way IT'S FUCKING GAY.










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Not Bitter Andy
Post edited by Andural69 at 2/22/2005 12:42:40 PM

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whenever a pilot lawn darts his plane into me.

In a clan match, i was flying along, then i realize there is a flak gun in the middle of gazala >_<. So i get shot down, expecting to die, i bail out, take my hand off my mouse and keyboard, land onto the sand bag and dont die, then get knifed by the flaker.

also, whenever modjo gets a lucky tank kill on me (HARDLY EVER!)
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I am lying in a bush waiting for a tank from axis base so i can zook him and i am by that AA gun not far from the AF in between axis base and af and i hear it shooting at a sherman i get up take my zook out shoot the dam flak with my zook thinking it would blow up and he would die but instead he gets out and type 5s me it was so gay.

no the best is when your shooting people in the road on berlin, only to have 2 guys come around the corner so you try to dive into the crack of a broken building only to have a noob standing in the crack not doing anything and can't get through and get shot in the back by the 2 coming around the corner.

Getting a connection problem while on Ally's smoking six with him leading 4-3 in overtime on el alamein

i felt so screwed .

pwnt

+ jag, talk to me on xfire

i was in back of stuka playoffs match
raze hit a tree.
we lost by 2 tickets.
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Originally posted by: CaNaDiAnClUb
wtf is a strafe, a hack or something?

Originally posted by: Burt_Flaxton
My best oh I got gayedwas the first time me and mal 1 v 1ed.

I went 5-0 as axis switched and he went 5-0 as axis on aberdeen. Then as a tie breaker I picked the sherm and he got a panzer and was I completley owned because I rolled my sherman coming off of the allied main hill and he one shot me from across the map.

Sry if this wasn't u mal, it was the night I 1v1ed u and mario, I just cna't remember who it was.

Wasn't me. I never got a chance to go Axis because you had work.

Originally posted by: ßoo
i was in back of stuka playoffs match
raze hit a tree.
we lost by 2 tickets.

lmao.

1v1 mal, and me with my tiger with 3 bars rams his sherman with 1 bar, i blow up, he takes no damage. It was just for fun though so its cool.

Mine Has To Be When I was Trying to Kill this noob in Aberdeen in his own base, and he got out to repair his tank and I blew his ass up into the air(expecting him to die) and he lands into another tank. Then he Kills Me.

Originally posted by: WhiteBlade
Mine Has To Be When I was Trying to Kill this noob in Aberdeen in his own base, and he got out to repair his tank and I blew his ass up into the air(expecting him to die) and he lands into another tank. Then he Kills Me.

Whiteblade you are wrong....Your most gay moment was.....the last season of 8v8 on CAL....We play Cataclycsm to see who goes to playoffs.....Whiteblade is in the stuka...3 times in a row, he flies over the saw mill only to clip the trees and die instantaneously.....3 times in a row.....We lose the map 19-17...That is definately his most gayed moment.

Luckily, we ended up in a tie with someone and Cal decided we had the tiebreaker so we did actually make the playoffs, but at the time...it looked like an early exit for sure....gg
Post edited by <-V->Viper at 2/22/2005 6:28:25 PM

One time, I was sitting in my chair, and Viper comes up behind me and slaps me with is.. oh wait, we're talking about in game?

Two words:

Reload Glitch.

NBFL, season 1, bocage...
we were axis and i was driving a tiger down to the first flag and saw the bomber coming over the windmill. i tried to scoot up on the slope of the bridge to get a turret shot on the bomber and while i had the turret up i lost track of the edge of the bridge and drove off into the water and died.
it was and still is a good laugh for all of the CP guys.

right timmy?

Originally posted by: <-V->Viper

Originally posted by: WhiteBlade
Mine Has To Be When I was Trying to Kill this noob in Aberdeen in his own base, and he got out to repair his tank and I blew his ass up into the air(expecting him to die) and he lands into another tank. Then he Kills Me.

Whiteblade you are wrong....Your most gay moment was.....the last season of 8v8 on CAL....We play Cataclycsm to see who goes to playoffs.....Whiteblade is in the stuka...3 times in a row, he flies over the saw mill only to clip the trees and die instantaneously.....3 times in a row.....We lose the map 19-17...That is definately his most gayed moment.

Luckily, we ended up in a tie with someone and Cal decided we had the tiebreaker so we did actually make the playoffs, but at the time...it looked like an early exit for sure....gg

Dammit Guys, Im Trying to Forget That Night..

And Thanks For Pointing it out Twice guys.

Originally posted by: ]Monkey Boy[
NBFL, season 1, bocage...
we were axis and i was driving a tiger down to the first flag and saw the bomber coming over the windmill. i tried to scoot up on the slope of the bridge to get a turret shot on the bomber and while i had the turret up i lost track of the edge of the bridge and drove off into the water and died.
it was and still is a good laugh for all of the CP guys.

right timmy?

roflmao, that was you huh? I through a bomb at you that I thought would be on the money based on you turning for hte bridge, but you no there and I watched that in my rearview and fell off my chair.
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Here's a gay moment, discovering that you have a schedule like this for next week:

Monday, Feb 28th 9:00 - 12man scrim
Tuesday March 1st 9:00 - 12man scrim
Tuesday, March 1st 9:00 - 2v2 DC Tank Match against [280d] 1st Armored Division
Wednesday, March 2nd 9:00 - 2v2 Tank match against Eight Elite
Wednesday, March 2nd 9:00 - 10v10 DC Conquest Match
Thursday, March 3rd 9:30 - 12man scrim
Friday - off
Saturday, March 5th 10:00 - 5v5 Tank against 75thFS
Sunday, March 6th 9:30 - 12v12 Match
Post edited by malakai_ at 2/24/2005 7:31:06 PM



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people still scrim?

sunday off? wtf?
we play yall/././
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Originally posted by: CaNaDiAnClUb
wtf is a strafe, a hack or something?

lol monkeyboy best moment evar