Insult Management

Well, the first step in fixing a problem is to admit that problem. Well, I have a problem. I can't seem to play through a single game without insulting people. This problem is not caused by anger or frustration. It centers around pride. I feel it necessary to belittle and laugh at players which are less skilled than I.

While it is always fun to join a clan's server and taunt them as I lay the smack down, it no longer satisfies me as it did before. It only results in future hatred. But I can't stop. I would like to sit and play a nice game and tell people good job and shit like that, but it's so hard.

My victories feel shallow when I can't be the better man. Anyone have some suggestions on how I may reform and change my ways?

How about eat a bunch of shut the fuck up.. and play nice? If you want a tase of what its like to be belittled because you can't keep up with someone let me know and we can do a 1 v 1 on any standard map you choose.

You have a big mouth for an NCG newbie. I'd be down for a 1vs1, but not if you're still on dial-up.

Get a form of electric shocks on your nipples and/or testicles/penis area. Every time you say any spelling of "noob" you hit the button and zap urself.
And it was fairly funny to see Dennis the Menace telling some1 to stfu for talking junk, since he's king!!!
-del[Gh0st]
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like cliff clavin had done on "cheers" lol

would it feel good?

Try it and let us know

Even on dialup in a 1v1 my 'newbie' ass will drop you... Of course ill play extremely cheap... but thats what it has come to anyway.

I am king of shit talking, to the shit talkers. I am a nice guy until some prick starts to mouth off or use some passive aggresive form of self flattery to make themselves feel better.

And about your belittling and laughing at players less skilled than you... There are probably 1000 Chinese kids who can log on at any time and fuck your whole world up. So that really makes you nothing special but an asshole, since you're not at the top of the totem... Unless of course you ARE at the top of the totem, then you are just a dick.. but you aren't. You are just an asshole. See how that works?

can you draw me a pic dennis? i dont quite get it :P

Does Dennis have game or is he just talking out his neck????

he will roll you Zeus

Wouldn't be the first time. Maybe we will see. Dennis you game?

I don't even give a rats ass about you zeus.. but if you promise not to tell anyone anything but the truth after I mop the floor with you.. I will spend a little time on you with the old bullet hurler.

Wow Dennis thanks man I was hoping for your approval, LOL! Sure I am game. Plenty know I am not the best shooter around but I am always up for a 1 on 1. Let me know when and where. I will be on tonight if you are game.