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TWL Glossary of Common JK2 Terms

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Asshat:
Synonymous with "jackass" or "jerk". Derived from Tribes
community. i.e. Pretty much all of Clan Darksaber.

Self-Kill:
The act of killing ones self with a binded key within
the game in order to start with full force and health.
Used strategically in capture the flag games. Hated by
those who "RPG it up" (see below).

Newbie/n00b:
This has many definitions depending on frame of reference.
It can be used as a categorization as well as an insult.
It commonly refers to an individual who has absolutely
no clue about the game and has just started playing.
Usually refers to "anyone not as skilled as you". It also has varying scope. For example, if you are in
Clan Darksaber, you consider everybody but you to be
a newbie, and often your teammates as well, depending
on the situation.

"Negged" or "To neg":
The act of giving or being given a negative score in a
team deathmatch game. Often brought up as a precursor
to insult, or a common source of nicknames. i.e. rusted
a.k.a. -45, or DSbr-Mike a.k.a. -30

Down Syndrome:
The condition of having too many chromosomes, which causes
an idividual to have stunted growth both physically as
well as mentally. Also reserved for people who do or say
idiotic retarded things more times than not, such as rusted,
HEL-Padawan, Morrison, or Viper.

Down Syndrome Rant:
A common act of going off on a passionate rant in response
to "mean internet words", or caring entirely too much about
posts on the TWL forum, and thus writing essays. A common
example would be most of FK-FallenOne's posts.

Saber Newbie:
People who play the game who think that using the saber
is the ultimate test of skill in the game, commonly use
pull and grip at all times, do not know how or refuse to
use guns, and often whine when they receive a rocket to
the face when their saber is down, which is not "honorable
jedi combat". There are too many saber newbies to cite
specific examples.

RPG or "RPG it up":
Common phrase refering to the tendancy of saber newbies
(see above) to enfold themselves in a fantasy world while
playing a first person shooter game, to the chagrin of all
normal non-nerdy people around them. They often are against
such things as self-killing (see above), and insist upon
"honorable jedi combat", and never will get laid...EVER. They
are primarily considered to be a cancer, and will most likely
all flee to Star Wars Galaxies when it comes out.

Push/Pull whore, Push/Pull n00b:
People who, when playing on certain maps (or on all maps
if you are a saber newbie (see above)), insist on doing
nothing but exhausting their force in attempting to pull
people to their death, requiring no skill whatsoever
other than in pointing the mouse in a general direction.

Rage Whore:
People who rage+speed, chase down and shoot flag carriers
or other enemies in the near vicinity, then self-kill and
promptly do the same again..and again...and again...and again.
i.e. Wonka!

Rage Cap:
Refers to capturing the flag while raged, particularly hard
on maps such as Warring Factions. Often a slap in the face
to flag defenders, and often tried for that very reason.
i.e. Superman!


Add more.. :P

Post edited by Sph1nx at 4/2/2003 1:30:21 PM
Down Syndrome is caused by having an extra copy of the 21st chromosome (ie instead of 46 chromosomes per cell there are 47). Hence its not caused by having too few chromosomes (except one particular variation which results in a mixture of 45, 46 and 47 chromosomes, but the 45 chromosome cells die off since they can't multiply)

Pretty funny list though

Lightsaber
A stick of similar construction to glow-rods commonly seen in raves, however they aren't as useful in combat.
Post edited by DeTRiTiC-iQ at 4/1/2003 6:11:28 PM
JediKnight 2: Jedi Outcast - (n) the very last step before utter and complete boredom. similar to the state of mind the author of this thread and the current poster. this is a step only slightly higher than sleep, watching late night comedy central/ infomercials, and or suicide.
hehe
i forgot one..

Shemale:
Somebody pretending to be a girl while in posting on TWL forums or playing, while in real life truly being male.
i.e. Aoshi or Aphrodite!

Post edited by Sph1nx at 4/1/2003 7:14:01 PM
Originally posted by: DeTRiTiC-iQ

"but the 45 chromosome cells die off since they can't multiply"
Pretty funny list though


Lightsaber
A stick of similar construction to glow-rods commonly seen in raves, however they aren't as useful in combat.

hahahah 45... hahahaha ironic don't yah think! -45 hahahahaha theres fucking scientific proof of it affecting jk2 play hahahaha
Post edited by Wonka at 4/1/2003 8:17:11 PM
sPh1nx you forgot Lapdog, smurf , alias-clan, corrupt-admin, Hacker, Forum-troll, Forum-defender. I'm to lazy to provide definitions.
lol pretty good terms..
yeah.. pretty good thread...
and det s post too...
Originally posted by: Sph1nx

hehe
i forgot one..

Shemale:
Somebody pretending to be a girl while in posting on TWL forums or playing, while in real life truly being male.
i.e. Aoshi or Aphrodite!



how the hell do you know i'm a guy?? =D just like wonka refuses to believe i'm chinese maybe i just have a really manly voice haha.
smurf is a faggot tribes word. considering the game is q3 engine it should be ringer.



also addition to the pull/push whore defintion "ALSO SEE BF"
Post edited by returnofthebest at 4/2/2003 7:12:00 AM
hehe i figured i had the down syndrome being 1 less chromosome wrong

otherwise some of this was actually funny OMFEEMFG
the hell does "OMFEEMFG" you nerds and your wierd words...
OMG cept i gave a few other keys a slap
Grip Whore:
Using each and every possible opportunity to grab enemies with grip, shake them about and kill them, or drop them over an edge, in lieu of using other methods which are readily available to kill them....often laughing at them
while doing so. i.e. Wonka! :P
I prefer GRIP KING :-)
ok Wonka...here you go since I have a lot of down time at work today... :P

Smurf or "smurfing":
When a player who is much better stands in for another player
who is not as good in a match, thus annoying the hell out of
and cofusing everybody, and usually inciting downs syndrome
rants (see above post) on the forums in the aftermath of
the match. i.e. smurfing is a common practice of buffeh. :P

Lapdog:
Commonly used degrogatory phrase referring to somebody who
kisses another person's ass, or another clan's ass, or somebody
who has no mind of their own and is controlled and owned by
somebody else. i.e. staind is commonly known as the lapdog of
rusted, and logan is also often referred to as the lapdog of
Clan Darksaber, although he'd say all of them were his lapdog. :P

Alias-Clan:
Practice of players of one or more clans banding together to
form a random clan which is not on the ladders, in order to
confuse and annoy the hell out of everyone, or to allow
themselves to act differently without reflecting on their
clan or themselves in the general community. Common examples
are: /2ise(originally), Lando, and the beer and soda clans.

Corrupt-Admin:
Commonly refers to any TWL forum admin which does their job
in policing the forum for general down syndrome (see above post).
People effected who are banned, posts deleted/altered, etc, will
immediately divorce any responsibility from themselves for
their actions and will instead claim that the admin or admins
is/are corrupt, usually in a down syndrome rant(see above post).
Also commonly used as an affectionate term for Apollo by members
of Clan Darksaber.

Hacker:
A term used primarily by saber newbies or newbies (see above post)
for anybody who plays very well or owns them, or uses
any kind of script/bind for self-killing(see above post), force
changing, or otherwise. Often refered to as cheaters in a down
syndrome rant or rants by people who "RPG it up" (see above post).
Usually the people who use this term are said to be infected
with down syndrome (see above post).

Forum Troll / "forum-trolling":
Term used to describe anybody who posts on the TWL forums with the
sole intention to disrupt/hijack conversations in threads, or to
otherwise do whatever they can to incite down syndrome rants
(see above post). They are often banned or blocked by corrupt-admins
(see above). i.e. matt and logan are the most skilled at forum-trolling.

Forum Defender:
A term used to describe a person who constantly posts on the forum
in response to forum trolls (see above), usually with downs syndrome
rants (see above post). Their mission is hopeless, yet they continue
to try to protect everybody from forum trolling, and in the process
make themselves look like they have down syndrome(see above post).
Common examples are mace windu, FK-FallenOne(defender of the saber newbies), and myself in the days
I was Loki and didn't know any better! :P

Post edited by Sph1nx at 4/2/2003 4:38:01 PM
Lapdog:
Commonly used degrogatory phrase referring to somebody who
kisses another person's ass, or another clan's ass, or somebody
who has no mind of their own and is controlled and owned by
somebody else. i.e. staind is commonly known as the lapdog of
rusted, and logan is also often referred to as the lapdog of
Clan Darksaber, although he'd say all of them were his lapdog. :P



heh logan is hardly a dsbr lapdog - examples of dsbr lapdogs include: BSB, rusted, rampage

didn't jawa try and defend the forums too?
every one of you newbies have tried defending the forum at one point or another from dsbr. it would be so nice to have the forum logs from the beginning of the jk2 forums just to show you, not to mention i had some very great mean posts.


i must say im not surprised that sph1nx is on my nuts considering hes another jk2 newbie that learned from watching the gods of dsbr play pubs and watching their demos. however next time you wish to make a statement involving my name you might want to talk to someone other than the dsbr cocksuck rampage.
Originally posted by: hazeman

Lapdog:
Commonly used degrogatory phrase referring to somebody who
kisses another person's ass, or another clan's ass, or somebody
who has no mind of their own and is controlled and owned by
somebody else. i.e. staind is commonly known as the lapdog of
rusted, and logan is also often referred to as the lapdog of
Clan Darksaber, although he'd say all of them were his lapdog. :P



heh logan is hardly a dsbr lapdog - examples of dsbr lapdogs include: BSB, rusted, rampage




I just go by popular opinion. I've seen a lot of posts slanderously calling logan a lapdog. Whether it's true or not doesn't concern me..im an objective dictionary writer! haha
Fags:
people who write gay jk2 glossarys
Originally posted by: DSbr-MiKe

Fags:
people who write gay jk2 glossarys


You coming out of the closet....? You refer to people who write "gay" jk2 glossarys. With the definition of "Fags" you are the only person who has written literally about something "gay". So hence you are basically calling yourself a Fag. Very good job -30.
Post edited by Wonka at 4/2/2003 4:47:22 PM
DSbr Wannabe / DSbr Cocksuck
Common term used by Clan Darksaber to describe
people who worship them as masters/gods of jk2, and
aspire to be exactly like Darksaber in play,
attitude, and mentality, but miserably fail in the attempt.
Examples include: rusted, DSbr-Mike, many others..
Post edited by Sph1nx at 4/2/2003 4:56:15 PM
THIS IS LLOLLERCOASTER OF FUNNY!!!!!11 LOLOLLOLLOLO
one post = a lot of posts?



ok heres one post for you, pathetic shitty player of a game i was a god at since day one. spends 22/7 playing jk2 and 24/7 thinking about jk2 and its players. also see: fat fucking nerd.
fat fucking nerd:
large, overweight, pudgy, big boned, obese star wars nerds that spend their freetime making starwars gadgets to show off at the next gathering of supernerds which can be confused with anything bf gets together for and anything shitty tribes players get together for. also must spend as much time as possible stifling dsbr's creative voice to the community and editing posts and being named either bloodyshark, polaris, vlasic, total carnage, tysoft, aoshi, that one super fat asian shemale whatever its name was, again with bf tag, mace windu, fk sabernewbies, the list goes on. fat fucking nerds also tend to take out their anger over dsbr out on anything and everything they can whenever possible, jealous of the skill level dsbr has achieved they feel the need to vent by creating glossaries with a serious intent.
hahaha...a down syndrome rant from logan!!!! *clap*
Post edited by Sph1nx at 4/2/2003 6:50:02 PM
no, just another mean post keeping the weaklings in the community in check.


if it was a downsyndrome rant none of what i said would be true and id be in my own fantasy land of eliteness. judging by my jk2 win/loss record its safe to say anything i say or make reference to is pretty level headed.


good try though again for using another dsbr insult.
I do not deny it is a darksaber insult. By my definition, it was a down syndrome rant....sorry....you took one tiny little thing I said, not even intending to insult you, and turned it into a passionate stupid ranting post on the forum that nobody cares about...but whatever suits you, man!

Almost all of these terms are Darksaber inspired. That's partially why I posted them. I think they're funny.
uh actually you referring to me as lapdog is an insult. originally started by either myself or matt i dont remember to insult "un" because he was all up on another dsbr member "orion" 's nuts. following him everyhwere like a little puppy, hence lapdog.


you referring to me as lapdog being the insult warranted my response. actually you even mentioning my name other than to praise me is an insult. so i guess by your definition it isnt really a downsyndrome rant. thx
You still responded in a stupid ranting manner due to something I said. You need to work on your logic a little bit, LOGAN. Oh shit! There it goes again! haha

actually..wait...

/sarcasm
I'm sorry logan! You are god. How dare I insult the majesty of your presence or contribution to the great and wonderful dead JK2 community, past and present, as I am not a person other than for your sacrifice and creativity...and nobody else who plays jk2 is either...haha..


Post edited by Sph1nx at 4/2/2003 7:17:17 PM
Originally posted by: cantstopthebest

uh actually you referring to me as lapdog is an insult. originally started by either myself or matt i dont remember to insult "un" because he was all up on another dsbr member "orion" 's nuts. following him everyhwere like a little puppy, hence lapdog.


you referring to me as lapdog being the insult warranted my response. actually you even mentioning my name other than to praise me is an insult. so i guess by your definition it isnt really a downsyndrome rant. thx


Yeah, you're right; "lapdog" is too flakey for a dumbass like yourself.
^ The newest member to the dsbr cock suck list.
Just ignore him. I don't think he's had his medication today. If you continue to respond to him, he will continue to troll, and he will get what he wants more than he already has. Just ignore him.
Originally posted by: Necrosis

^ The newest member to the dsbr cock suck list.


huh?... learn to read, bitch-o'-iron.
title fits perfectly
I was actually talking about Sph1nx's post before the edit, where it looked like he was sucking dsbr's cocks. If it wasen't what I thought it was, uh-oh I read it wrong. you obviously didn't see his post b4 the edit, but w/e.

"learn to read, bitch-o'-iron." Learn to play jk2 you worthless fgt.


Post edited by Necrosis at 4/2/2003 9:02:35 PM
You're one to talk... go back the sims.
Originally posted by: cantstopthebest

fat fucking nerd:
large, overweight, pudgy, big boned, obese star wars nerds that spend their freetime making starwars gadgets to show off at the next gathering of supernerds which can be confused with anything bf gets together for and anything shitty tribes players get together for. also must spend as much time as possible stifling dsbr's creative voice to the community and editing posts and being named either bloodyshark, polaris, vlasic, total carnage, tysoft, aoshi, that one super fat asian shemale whatever its name was, again with bf tag, mace windu, fk sabernewbies, the list goes on. fat fucking nerds also tend to take out their anger over dsbr out on anything and everything they can whenever possible, jealous of the skill level dsbr has achieved they feel the need to vent by creating glossaries with a serious intent.


rofl i'm glad to have pissed a dsbr moron enough to have been included in a "long ranting down-syndrome post" dont let my internet words hurt you logan please dont cry. or maybe matt would like it better if you did cry.. that way he could console you afterwards haha.
"Sph1nx
TWL Member 02-11-2003 08:24 AM / profile / quote
How is it i check FPS again? Somebody told me once but i don't remember..."

ahah you re the newbie example.
and the main jk2 boot licker
Stop posting before some admin wakes up and sees this thread is nothing else but flaming

Originally posted by: Sph1nx

Grip Whore:
Using each and every possible opportunity to grab enemies with grip, shake them about and kill them, or drop them over an edge, in lieu of using other methods which are readily available to kill them....often laughing at them
while doing so. i.e. Wonka!


I have a nice clip on my soon to be released vid doing that on wonka. Another funny scientific coincidence!
Post edited by -Voodoo at 4/3/2003 10:14:46 AM