Yes folks, the rumours are true, and who else would you here the final verdict from? (cmon, you were just waiting for a jm5k explanation thread).
After however many months (like 4-6 or something), team BITCH has chosen to hang up it's empire and call it a day.
Thru the various months, and various rosters, team BITCH were always a force to be reckoned with. They swapped maybe 10 people thru the team and still managed to be a top contender, and shit, were #1 for some time.
But like everything, it begins to wear thin after a while. The members of BITCH all came from other teams, and since our only real goal was to beat Masters (who left the ladder, JEWSSSSSSSSSS) , they quickly became bored with it. By the time they were up to #1 they wern't practicing, and were hardly scrimming.
After a while the only fun part of LT was the intensely slow learning curve that the rest of the community seemed to possess. Team BITCH wouldn't even play tribes for a week and still annihilate a team that practiced everyday. Trash-talking became a walking joke double entendre. Team BITCH would talk endless shit while never practicing or doing anything to back it up, knowing that the community was too stupid (save a select few) to understand that we were joking. Still to this day they have a horde of bitter hate-fans who trail them only to make reference to defeats or issues that frankly, don't actually exist.
Eventually however, people would figure the game out, and LT was no different. There are a lot of fairly good teams/people out there, and team BITCH simply can't be bothered to backup their spot any longer. The jokes obviously went over the community's collective heads, and the desire to actually practice or scrim before a match simply isn't there.
To be blunt, no one really gives a shit anymore. Being #1 is boring and annoying and gay. People endlessly ride up your ass and bite at your heels trying to get a piece of what you have, but are entirely too stupid to realize how pointless it is. I don't expect many of you to actually understand this, so just skip by it and call me a faggot.
NOW THEN, there is one more matter of business to attend to. The release of BITCH sends some VERY talented LT players into the free agent lands. Any team would be STUPID to not pick a player or two up, and in my opinion, the ladder needs some talent-spreading anyways.
You have IsT, Tech and Veilside, all amazing cappers who can play smart. IsT and Veil will Route at a million mph, and Tech will llama it home everytime
You have Rufus, Nelps, and Scrappy, who are all amazing LD, either at-home, or chasing. (Even if nelps goes afk with flag sometimes )
Then you have Rosco the HPB Vers who can play whatever even after not playing in a month.
Which leaves us with Masterace, founder of BITCH and LD superstar. I'd imagine ppl will be fighting for this fucker
And then we have ChumP, my LO bro. There seems to be some problem with teams and their opinion of LO as a position. Here let me shed some light on it: without LO you will fucking lose. Get your heads out of your asses. ChumP is probably the best LO this game has right now, and he can be thrown on LD without a problem.
So get on it fuckers, while the going's hot. Stop by #BITCHES and give them a PM. Most are looking for new teams.
So long LT ladder, while we wish more of you figured it out, we don't blame you And Masters, one day!!!
After however many months (like 4-6 or something), team BITCH has chosen to hang up it's empire and call it a day.
Thru the various months, and various rosters, team BITCH were always a force to be reckoned with. They swapped maybe 10 people thru the team and still managed to be a top contender, and shit, were #1 for some time.
But like everything, it begins to wear thin after a while. The members of BITCH all came from other teams, and since our only real goal was to beat Masters (who left the ladder, JEWSSSSSSSSSS) , they quickly became bored with it. By the time they were up to #1 they wern't practicing, and were hardly scrimming.
After a while the only fun part of LT was the intensely slow learning curve that the rest of the community seemed to possess. Team BITCH wouldn't even play tribes for a week and still annihilate a team that practiced everyday. Trash-talking became a walking joke double entendre. Team BITCH would talk endless shit while never practicing or doing anything to back it up, knowing that the community was too stupid (save a select few) to understand that we were joking. Still to this day they have a horde of bitter hate-fans who trail them only to make reference to defeats or issues that frankly, don't actually exist.
Eventually however, people would figure the game out, and LT was no different. There are a lot of fairly good teams/people out there, and team BITCH simply can't be bothered to backup their spot any longer. The jokes obviously went over the community's collective heads, and the desire to actually practice or scrim before a match simply isn't there.
To be blunt, no one really gives a shit anymore. Being #1 is boring and annoying and gay. People endlessly ride up your ass and bite at your heels trying to get a piece of what you have, but are entirely too stupid to realize how pointless it is. I don't expect many of you to actually understand this, so just skip by it and call me a faggot.
NOW THEN, there is one more matter of business to attend to. The release of BITCH sends some VERY talented LT players into the free agent lands. Any team would be STUPID to not pick a player or two up, and in my opinion, the ladder needs some talent-spreading anyways.
You have IsT, Tech and Veilside, all amazing cappers who can play smart. IsT and Veil will Route at a million mph, and Tech will llama it home everytime
You have Rufus, Nelps, and Scrappy, who are all amazing LD, either at-home, or chasing. (Even if nelps goes afk with flag sometimes )
Then you have Rosco the HPB Vers who can play whatever even after not playing in a month.
Which leaves us with Masterace, founder of BITCH and LD superstar. I'd imagine ppl will be fighting for this fucker
And then we have ChumP, my LO bro. There seems to be some problem with teams and their opinion of LO as a position. Here let me shed some light on it: without LO you will fucking lose. Get your heads out of your asses. ChumP is probably the best LO this game has right now, and he can be thrown on LD without a problem.
So get on it fuckers, while the going's hot. Stop by #BITCHES and give them a PM. Most are looking for new teams.
So long LT ladder, while we wish more of you figured it out, we don't blame you And Masters, one day!!!