NEW SHIFTER LADDER - CMON GUYS

WHOS GONNA JOIN MY TEAM?

i need ummm forcefield mechanic
and ummmm shooter guy
and ummmmm parachutes, LOTS OF PARACHUTES

parachute? sounds like hax to me
Post edited by thepackage at 3/1/2005 12:59:46 PM

I would like to join your clan.. Here is my resume::

Years played parachuter : 5
Been in and out of many clans, but none of them took advantage of my abilities to parachute like none other.. At one point in time my name was actually : Paranoid

Break Down of Paranoid :
-Para (derived from the word parachute)
-Noid (cuz im crazy at parachuting)

**I have been in this game for years now, and over this period of time I have been able to pick up many trade secrets, such as forefield mechanic, and was once known as the "TOP" shooter guy according to the CQL Stats (Most Frags % and totally number)**

I am serious about this, and am looking for a clan to join. Get back to me ASAP.

-Best Regards-
+JuLeS+

hmm jules, you sound like a really great player and stuff, but i dont think its gonna work out. I hate long distance relationships

if i remember this one quote correctly, it went something like
- "sometimes when life hands you lemons, use your
magics and make tokyo salmon dip." -

dear mr. japanese panda,

i am very interested in joining your clan, as i am curently being in THE process of the kicing out of my current clan MUFFIN HUNTERS. i am BEING kicked out because i am not allowed to make my tag wink LIKE this ;mh; instead the current ruler of my clan wwants me to make my clan like this :mh:. I THInk this is very lame and would be interested in joining your clan as a forcefield mechanic if i am allowed to make my tag WINK.

THank you and happy christmas holidays.

also i once played parachuter for many a year. I was a much much betTER parachuter than +JULES+ and I FEEL THAT if you need a parachuter for your clan in the NOW present, than i would be this person/candidate with the most qualifications.

If your clan needs an underwater beacon sniper--with mad turretz and shit-- just send me a pm


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few have ever been good at underwater beacon sniping. i wonder if you lie or not .

have you ever seen a beacon underwater in any server I've ever played in?

exactly.
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Yes, as a matter-a-fact I have.. Thank you come again... Oh, and thats a shame you dont want me . Mad parachuting skills and all...

ok mr.ACROPHOBIAK. I WENT to check out you playing on a server to see your underwater beaconing skills and JUST like i expected it was sub-par. PLEASE if you ARE so good and weren't having an off day post a DEMO of your SKILLZ. BABY CAKES.

I too would like to see these "great" skills you posess.. Oh and what exactly is an acrophobiak? Is it any thing like an acrobat? if so thats pretty cool, what kinda acrobats you into? I like the pummel horse and uneven bars.

Thnx-
+JuLeS+

Acrophobia is the fear of heights.

I'll have to make a demo some time
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Hummmmmm... Intersting tid-bit of information. Are you a necrophiliac?

+JuLeS+

i believe he is and raise you 13 dollars.